The Times reported that Joe Jonas told People Magazine that “it was a unanimous decision,” that Kevin said, “it’s over for now,” and that Nick said, “It’s really hard to say ‘forever.’”
For JOBRO fans everywhere, today is a sad day. No one took the news harder than New York Times itself, a publication with an inexplicable obsession with the irrelevant boy band.
As one Times editor noted, “The office is a wreck today. The future of the Times is bleak. We’re not sure how to exist in a world without the Jonas Brothers.”
Seriously though, the New York Times needs to do less.