Genuinely excited. Check us out, we’re athletic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Tip-off: Free shirts at Campus Customs. Also, we have it on good authority that the Bookstore has already put out national champs t-shirts.

Clarification: the staff of the Bullblog is not athletic. 

Last night was tap night, so this week’s culture section features a two-page spread with pictures of all nine landed tombs at Yale. Think secret societies rock? Blow? You want in, you want out? At least admit these buildings are kind of pretty.

Does anyone have:
-a wetsuit?
-cowboy boots?
-a feather boa?
-Princess Diana’s ashes?
-a Snuggie?
-a turkey baster?
-a vial of someone else’s blood?
-a pair of boxers with Chuck Norris on them?
-a violin?
-three pounds of lard?
-a leather vest?
-a tent?
-an infant?
-a fatsuit?
-a laptop they’re willing to let me destroy?
-a year’s worth of Playboy magazines?
-three blind mice?
-access to a helicopter or something that flies and could maybe land in Cross Campus?

We need it for tonight. Thanks!

Click here to read an incredibly brave and important piece from our own Eamon Ronan, DC ’15, in today’s Yale Daily News. Thanks, Eamon, from all of us.