Happy last production night of the semester! (Not happy…)

• Editors are sharing bathroom stories.
• News Editor Andrew brought in some hummus. Thanks Andrew.
• A big THANK YOU to our anonymous pizza donor!
• It’s our last issue of the semester and 2016-17 school year.
  • Thank you Marra and Mitchell! We’ll miss you.
  • Mitchell’s first article.
  • Marra’s first photography assignment.

Thank you for great school year!

Happy National Get Organized Day!

• Quick PSA– duck awareness! One of our readers, Bob Nistler, has requested that we be careful of the ducks that travel around campus. Please watch out for our friends!
• Opinion Editor Peggy LOVES salty foods.
• We have three special guests observing our Production Night.
  • They are from the cultural anthropology class.
• “I want this production night to last forever.” -Publisher Marra
• Editors are discussing how long they’ve gone without showering.
  • “16 days.” -Publisher Marra
  • “Let’s just say I’ve gone longer than Marra.” -Opinion Editor Peggy
• Anthony stole control at 5:49 PM.
• “All Sports headlines should just be student athlete memes.” -Production Manager Kerr

See you next week,
Mickey

Happy National Garlic Day!

We’re doing a content swap with Walla Walla University this week.

• We just finished up Circuit! Keep your eyes peeled for it!
• We’re facing some layout “issues.”
• Why do people eat white chocolate? It’s        q u e s t i o n a b l e
  • Marra wrote this bullet point.
• Unfortunately, there’s not much activity since editors aren’t here.

Until next time,

Mickey

Happy National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day! (Many of the editors are lactose intolerant.)

Here’s what is happening:

• The editors from the Walla Walla University Collegian are here!
• Editors consume Flaming Hot Cheetos at an alarming rate.
• Humor Editor Anthony brings in Peeps.
  • They are stale.
• Managing Editor Mickey makes her debut as an illustrator.
• Editor-in-Chief Mitchell confuses Opinion Editor Peggy and Managing Editor Mickey.
  • We’re not sure who is who anymore.
• “I’m pretty old.” -News Editor Andrew
• “Hnnnnnnnng” -Production Manager Kerr

See you next week for our collaboration issue!

Happy Bell Bottoms Day! (But nobody is wearing bell bottoms.)

Here’s what’s happening in the Newsroom:

• Publisher Marra is having the time of her life in San Francisco, CA.
• Editor-in-Chief Mitchell has been deemed a toddler.
• Production Manager Kerr is really into Soylent.
  • Soy delicious!
• News Editor Andrew literally just pulled a radio out of his backpack.
  • “It was like $7 on Amazon.”
• Also, Andrew is wearing some cool clogs.
  • “They were my grandpa’s but then he died. So he gave them to me.”
• Editors are entranced by Sean Kingston’s “Beautiful Girls” music video.
• There is still a full box of expired Oreos in the Newsroom.

Until Issue 10,

Mickey

Happy International Women’s Day!

Here are the highlights from this evening:

• Editor-in-Chief Mitchell is telling us about his Mariners adventure.
  • Safeco Field seats 47,943 people
  • “Wow, that’s gotta be like…at least 12!”
• “Tasty” cooking videos are a big hit with the editors
  • “Yesterday, I watched ‘Tasty’ videos for 45 minutes.” -Publisher Marra
• Several editors are wearing red in honor of International Women’s Day.
  • Listen to Publisher Marra’s playlist!
• 8-Ball is still a hot topic in the Newsroom.
• Opinion and A&E Writer Zuhra asks Mickey, “Is your job just to play music during Production Nights?”
• We have a hat design!

Until next time,
Mickey

Welcome. Here are some hot topics from production night:

•  Vegans
  • News Editor Chris has to be vegan for 2 weeks. He is having a difficult time.
  • “When I became a vegan, my family thought it was some weird religious choice like Catholicism.” -Production Manager Kerr
• iPhone 8-Ball
  • Opinion Editor Peggy insists that 8-Ball is best played with a ruler.
  • “Geometry.” -Peggy
• Photo Editor Tywen spent $20 on a digital notebook. He says it’s worth it.
• Humor Editor Anthony kicked the computer power cords, which caused a minor disaster. Thanks Anthony.
• Editors are impressed that Flaming Hot Cheetos come in Puffs form.

Welcome back! Some exciting events from the evening:

• We have a new PA! Welcome to the team, Mayra.
• Humor Editor Anthony brought snacks. They were well received.
• We still miss Martina.
• Editors have just been informed that Club Penguin will be shutting down.
  • We are devastated.
  • “Were any of y’all Neopets moguls?” -Opinion Editor Peggy
• Fun fact: Sports Editor Ridley dropped out of the eighth grade.
  • “Did you go to high school?” -Humor Editor Anthony

Here is Production Manager Kerr and his custom kerricature.

Live. Laugh. Chard.

See you next week,
Mickey