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“The Green Knight”: Not Your Typical Knight Story

For anyone having trouble categorizing the new movie “The Green Knight” starring Dev Patel and directed by David Lowery, here is a little context. “The Green Knight” was produced by A24, who have also produced terrifying and funky movies like  “Midsommar” and “Hereditary.” “The Green Knight” is the newest retelling of the Arthurian legend “Sir Gawain and the Green Knight,” but with the atmosphere of an LSD trip. With that in mind,  let’s look at what “The Green Knight” is trying to say. 

First and foremost, this is not a movie of action scenes followed by action scenes. When we meet our hero (or villain), Sir Gawain, (Dev Patel) your expectations of a traditional fantasy movie hero are immediately challenged. The infamous Green Knight, a mysterious giant, appears at Camelot’s Christmas feast and introduces his “Christmas Game.” The ominous music and reluctance of more seasoned knights to accept the challenge point to a trap, into which Sir Gawain, young and eager, falls. The Green Knight challenges any would-be champion to a duel, the sole condition being that any blow which the challenger manages to land must be returned, one year hence, by the Green Knight.  Gawain, perhaps oblivious to the implications of this clause, beheads the Green Knight, who suddenly picks up his severed head and rides into the distance. The Christmas Game has begun. 

The rest of the movie consists of Sir Gawain riding to meet his fate at the Green Chapel, where he is to receive the blow he landed on the Green Knight. As you watch, you lose the sense of reality and fiction. The screen morphs into a fever dream. Beyond grappling with the absurdities Gawain faces on his journey, the movie poses important questions for the viewer: What is the true meaning of knighthood? What is honor? As the movie concludes and Gawain meets his fate in the Green Chapel, he has perhaps arrived at the answers to some of these deep questions. Though as for the answers themselves, you will have to see the movie to find out. 

As far as cinematography, this movie is beautifully shot. The director, David Lowery, has a talent for capturing intimate facial expressions before panning to a wider shot. Filmed in Ireland, the luscious green hills and ancient castles capture the mood of King Arthur’s time. The color palette is often hauntingly beautiful when panning outdoor scenes, but also quickly turns dark at certain points. Think of the bright tones of the first few Harry Potter movies and how they subsequently turned eerie and somber after the fourth movie; the Green Knight combines both of these disparate color schemes.  Because of the color tone of this movie, it might have better served as a winter film,  rather than being released in the dog days of summer. However, some brighter points in the film, which are often humorous and used to reference key turning points, add dimension and distract from the heavy plot. 

The movie was impressive on the acting front. Dev Patel easily handled the nuance his character required, impressively evoking Gawain’s youth, constant yearning and fear. The role of King Arthur, played by Sean Harris, perfectly plays the part of a wise king whose prime is behind him. At the end of the movie, the only character who still feels unexplored and mysterious is the Green Knight himself. 

So is this a movie SLU students should take time to watch? For fans of “Midsommar” and movies that make you think, this is a movie worth seeing. However, it may not be the movie that everyone needs. As college students, we spend most of our time challenging ourselves mentally. This is a movie that takes effort. However, once you begin delving into the themes and the niche the director has created, you are left with a fulfilling movie that demands a rewatch or two in order to grasp its full meaning.

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Holiday Hacks for Intuitive Eating

For those of you who do not know, America has a bit of a problem with diet culture.  Billboards display the preferred body type—usually a 5’10 model weighing 120 pounds. Instagram ads for FitTea, juice cleanses and protein powders dominate people’s feeds. Actors lament the stories of producers who requested they lose weight for a certain role. Despite our country’s obsession with tiny bodies, there is also a raging obesity epidemic. Clearly, something is not working. 

In 1995, Evelyn Tribole and Elyse Resch published a book called Intuitive Eating: A Revolutionary Program That Works. This book focused on intuitive eating, the idea that your body knows what food it wants and will eat it if you allow it. However, our diet-obsessed culture has blocked many of our hunger and fullness signs and people no longer listen to their intuitive feelings about food. 

During the holidays, the media once again rears its ugly head telling you how and what to eat. How many times have you heard “wear your comfy pants” or “it’s time to unbutton the pants”? Intuitive eaters listen to their hunger and do not overeat— avoiding the discomfort and bloating. Thanksgiving and Christmas do not have to be one-stop shops to fill yourself up with decadent food. Along with the media’s emphasis on food during the holidays, they hit you again on New Years’ to lose weight and focus on your health. Let’s skip the holiday health stress and look at the basic principles of intuitive eating: 

  1. Reject the Diet Mentality: To master intuitive eating, you need to reject any diet practices that you may be holding onto. No counting calories or rules about when to eat. Basically, no restrictions. Trust that your body knows what food it needs. 
  2. Honor Your Hunger: Tribole and Resch make it very clear that this is not a hunger-fullness diet. However, pay attention to your body’s signs. Are you eating socially or because you are actually hungry? This may seem obvious, but eat when you are hungry—you want your brain to trust that you will give it food. Otherwise, you may turn to overeating to compensate. 
  3. Make Peace with Food: Many people forbid high-calorie foods from their diets. However, this forbidden food does not stay off the table as you eventually lose restraint and binge. Permit yourself to eat any and all foods. Your body will guide your food decisions. 
  4. Challenge the Food Police: How often do you find yourself labeling foods as “good” or “bad”? Stop policing the food you eat. Food is food. The idea is that once you take emotions out of your eating, you will just be guided by what you want. 
  5. Discover the Satisfaction Factor: Have you ever been at an uncomfortable dinner or lunch? Do you remember what your food tasted like? The satisfaction factor highlights that you need to appreciate your eating experience. 
  6. Feel Your Fullness: This principle asks you to pause when eating to evaluate your fullness. Trust your body and intuitive eating. 
  7. Cope with Your Emotions with Kindness: After living in diet culture, you probably have a lot of emotions associated with food. Have you heard the term “emotional eating”? This step wants to help you with any emotional eating. Find new ways to deal with your emotions outside of food.
  8. Respect Your Body: To accept intuitive eating as not being a diet, you have to practice self-love. While self-love seems overplayed, it is critical. “Just as a person with a shoe size of eight would not expect to realistically squeeze into a size six, it is equally futile (and uncomfortable) to have a similar expectation about body size.” Find clothing you are comfortable in. 
  9. Movement—Feel the Difference: Instead of practicing regimented exercise, find movement that is comfortable for you. Do you feel like dancing? Then dance! Do you feel like walking instead of going for a run? Good for a walk! Let your body move in comfortable ways.
  10.  Honor Your Health—Gentle Nutrition: Intuitive eating is not about restriction. However, Tribole and Resch want to emphasize how healthy eating is beneficial. Nutrition should be about making people feel their best.

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Experience the Rich Culture of “Little Bosnia” in St. Louis

For SLU students looking for a taste of international travel without the travel, drive to South St. Louis for a peek into Bosnian life. “Little Bosnia” is the affectionate name of the St. Louis community Bevo Mill. In 1992, civil war broke out in Bosnia and Herzegovina, forcing thousands of refugees to seek resettlement in the United States. Thousands of the Bosnian refugees were sent to St. Louis to start a new life. This created a tight community in St. Louis of around 70,000— the largest number of Bosnians outside of Bosnia in the world. Bosnian refugees have built a home in St. Louis with thriving businesses in Bevo Mill as well as in the nearby suburbs. 

It can be overwhelming when looking at the community of Bevo Mill to decide what to do first. Najda Samardzic, a sophomore at SLU studying sociology whose parents came to the U.S. as refugees, had advice on how to tackle the area. When asked about how to visit the area in a culturally sensitive way, Samardzic answered that the main thing to remember is that not all Bosnian immigrants are going to be the same. “Some areas are poorer than others, so knowing not to brag about all of the things you have back at home can really be more beneficial than not. We are easy people to talk to and straightforward. I guess it is the foreign in us that makes us that way. Overall, it is a beautiful place and I know so many people that go there frequently, and not once do I hear them complain.” 

One starting point in Bevo Mill could be the St. Louis Sebilj Fountain, a replica of a famous monument built to commemorate the relationship between St. Louis and the Bosnian community. 

And when it comes to experiencing any new culture, most would argue that the most important step is trying the food. The same is true for Bevo Mill. Samardzic recommends several local eateries: Berix, Biser, and J’s Pitaria. As far as specific food, any pita is good to try, with Samardzic’s favorite being krompirusa. 

For students looking for freshly baked bread or a sweet treat, Bevo Mill also has several bakeries. Samardzic’s advice: “If we are thinking bread wise, the best places to go are Biser and Zito, however, if you are thinking sweets, it would be Halal Meat given that they have a whole variety of options to choose from.” While this list of dining options may already be overwhelming, there is one more key part of Bosnian dining and community that we have not looked at yet. 

To college students, coffee already seems like an integral part of daily life. However, coffee has a different but arguably more important relationship with the Bosnian community. Coffee is described as the foundation of social life as people gather around a hot fildzan to talk and relax. This relationship is described by Samardzic: “Drinking coffee is a normal thing for Bosnians considering that they drink it multiple times a day and they always have someone with whom they can interact with.” She recommends stopping in at Vivid Cafe or Grbic for a taste of Bosnian coffee. 

Driving to Bevo Mill or the surrounding suburbs is a great way to be exposed to the Bosnian community in St. Louis. Bosnia also had ties to Saint Louis University. Patrick McCarthy, Associate Dean of University Libraries at SLU, wrote a book on one Bosnian family in St. Louis after the Bosnian civil war. There is also the Bosnian-Herzegovina Student Association at SLU which Najda Samardzic is a part of. She describes this association: “It is about bringing together the people and sharing the experiences of those who are interested in learning more about the culture’s history.” Little Bosnia is a rich, thriving community right here in St. Louis that all SLU students should consider experiencing.

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Giving Blood During a Pandemic

Typically, when students return to campus there are opportunities to help people through community service and engagement. During Welcome Weekend, SLU even incorporates a day of service into the festivities. However, we are also living during a pandemic and normal choices may not be safe. One safe action that students can take is to give blood. The St. Louis Red Cross Donation Center on Lindell Boulevard is steps off SLU’s campus. Blood donations are needed now and always and are still safe during the pandemic. 

In March, our country went on lockdown to keep coronavirus rates from spiking. As the country shut down, many of the community organizations had to close and cancel upcoming blood drives. According to the American Red Cross, there are no blood shortages now but as our country is not back to normal, the Red Cross is not getting the same amount of donations as in the past. It is true that most respiratory viruses do not spread through blood transfusion. Accordingly, there has been no evidence that the coronavirus can spread through blood transfusion. Giving blood is a safe process that can save lives.

While there is no evidence that coronavirus can spread through blood transfusions, it is still important to take precautions when giving blood. The American Red Cross has limited the amount of people that can be in the donation site. Both donors and health personnel are required to wear masks. Giving blood is considered an essential community service. As the U.S. Surgeon General said, “Social distancing does not have to mean social disengagement.” All evidence shows that giving blood is still a safe act of service. 

When students first consider giving blood, it can be a daunting process. The American Red Cross has a mobile app titled “Blood Donor” which is extremely user friendly. Once the user creates an account, you can look up upcoming blood drives that are near you. The app also has a useful feature about how to prepare to give blood, from eating a good breakfast to resting well the night before. After donation, students can track their “blood journey”: donation, processing, testing, storage and completion. You can even see what hospital your blood ends up at! As people donate, there are different badges and accomplishments that come with each donation. You can even join the SLU team of blood donors. 

One bonus of giving blood during the coronavirus is the antibody testing that comes along with each donation. Students can learn if they may have been an asymptomatic carrier. This is important information when students consider their social choices throughout the year. While blood transfusions are not typically needed when treating severe cases of the coronavirus, there is potentially a benefit to plasma donations. Giving COVID-19 patients a transfusion of plasma with positive antibodies is a promising treatment. Donating plasma is another altruistic action that SLU students can do at the Red Cross location on Lindell. 

For students looking to help the community, donating blood or plasma is a safe choice. SLU prides itself as a school that serves others and this is a great way for students to fulfill that mission. The SLU Red Cross team has already saved 800 lives and students who join can add to this total. And for all the Halloween fans, donations during the month of October win the vampire badge on the Red Cross app!

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A Pandemic Perspective on Art

The COVID-19 pandemic has demanded changes from the world, welcome and unwelcome. The art world of St. Louis has adjusted accordingly. St. Louis has several vibrant museums along with outdoor art and sculpture parks. SLU students who are looking to find a safe and enjoyable semester, look to St. Louis art. 

 

When thinking of art in the traditional sense, an art museum with pictures hanging on well-lit walls comes to mind. Saint Louis Art Museum, or SLAM, is located in Forest Park and has become one of St. Louis’ must-see wonders. One of the current exhibitions at SLAM is Currents 118: Elias Sime. The Currents series features new and old art from emerging, mid-career artists. 

 

Elias Sime is an artist who designs modular creations from discarded materials he finds in his hometown of Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Hannah Klemm, the associate curator of modern and contemporary art who curated this exhibit, described the artist by saying, “Sime is really interesting because he has been put in this category of e-waste. He is actually more interested in rehabilitating. We have all this stuff in the world and we can actually turn it into something else. Art is something that moves beyond the utilitarian and gives these objects a different life.” After spending months locked in quarantine, this emphasis on the different lives of objects is critical. 

 

Despite the fact that St. Louis is not Sime’s hometown, he made sure to connect with the area. In December of 2019, he made a trip to the city. Klemm noted, “Sime added these circular structures after visiting the Cahokia Mounds and the Arch. He was so struck by the archaeological statements.” The circular structures Klemm references are huge bowls covered in braided wires and nails. 

 

There are many ways to describe the experience of walking through Sime’s art, but nothing will compare to seeing and experiencing it for yourself. Klemm commented on how important it is to Sime that this art be experienced first-hand. “He does not always talk about the process,” she said. “He likes these things to be ambiguous.” Luckily, SLU students can do exactly that. 

 

SLAM is open to the mask-wearing public. Matthew Hathaway, the museum’s communications director and former SLU UNews editor, said, “We are limiting 50% of what our occupancy is. As a practical matter, we have never come close to hitting that threshold since reopening.” SLU students can visit SLAM with peace of mind.

 

The Contemporary Art Museum of St. Louis, or CAM, is another art museum open to the public. CAM’s Fall/Winter exhibit features two exhibitions in the main galleries: the Great Rivers Biennial and an exhibition by the artist Ebony G Patterson. Chief curator Wassan Al-Khudhairi said this about the process behind the Great Rivers Biennial, “The Great Rivers Biennial is an exhibition we do every other year. Artists who live in St. Louis can apply and three final winners are chosen.”

 

Many wonder how the artists have reacted to the COVID-19 pandemic in their work. Al-Khudhairi revealed that the original exhibition was supposed to open in May so the artists created it without the implications of a pandemic. She added, “But what I will say is I think the pandemic has maybe shifted the context of the artist’s work, maybe most of all, Rachel Youn.” 

 

Youn’s exhibition is called Gather and was created to feel like a dance party, elements that seem worlds away during the pandemic. Despite the fact that we cannot physically join in dance, Al-Khudhairi says, “the idea of this dance party is more palpable than before.” Dance and parties are fairly important factors in the college experience and are missed by many students. CAM can be a new mode for fun amidst the pandemic. As Al-Khudhairi says, “The context can change the meaning. The meaning has shifted.” 

 

In contrast to the traditional art museums, St. Louis offers many outdoor art experiences.The Citygarden in downtown St. Louis is a sculpture garden between eighth and tenth streets. Nodding to the pandemic, many of the statues now wear St. Louis flag face masks. The Pulitzer Arts Foundation also has an outdoor garden near SLU’s campus. A representative described Park-Like as “a beautiful green space for the public to enjoy, but it is just as much about creating an environment for the plants, insects, and other creatures there to thrive. It is delightful to see it take on a new life in this way.” For any students with access to transportation, Laumeier Sculpture Park can be a holistic experience in the greater St. Louis area.  Laumier combines both sculptures and walking trails for any students willing to step off campus and into the art world. 

 

It is important to highlight the therapeutic nature of art and how necessary this can be during the quarantines and general life changes occurring this year. Al-Khudhairi eloquently described this relationship: “I think contemporary art has a way of allowing us to work through some of our feelings and emotions about what is happening in the world. We can walk into a space with contemporary art and let it be a place to contemplate the things that might be on our mind through the lens of another person.” All of the art locations discussed can be experienced safely by students. Additionally, it is important to note that each curator mentioned how most St. Louis museums are free and working to accommodate the public. St. Louis has a rich, connected art world that students should not hesitate to explore. 

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Don’t fear! Diablitos is Here.

For all the SLU students craving authentic Mexican Food, look no further than West Pine. Diablitos will open tentatively on Tuesday, Sept. 1 in the building that previously held Cafe Ventana. Diablitos offers affordable pricing for college students and has big plans for the future, including a happy hour and cantina in the classy style of an old speak-easy. 

 

Diablitos already had a strong connection with the SLU campus. The restaurant was previously housed in a historic post office from 2011 to 2017. However, when the lease expired, SLU decided to tear down the building to create room for student housing. The old building was in the area between Spring Hall and the Village Apartments. The SLU customers of the past are not gone, though. On the restaurant’s Facebook page, after one post announcing the new location, the comments were filled with people asking about their favorite dishes. One user wrote, “Now we have to move back so we can have date nights like we did when I was at SLU.” 

 

Diablitos’ Reopening Video and Customers Comments 

 

When talking to one of the owners, Laura Mennemeier, she highlighted the different ways the restaurant is preparing to open safely amidst a global pandemic. The restaurant has also worked to become a fast-casual dining experience where customers order at the counter before sitting down. In addition, there will be an outdoor patio with plenty of seating for guests, a hot commodity when considering the virus. Julia Pasqualucci, a sophomore SLU student, mentioned, “I have started looking at what restaurants offer outdoor seating, especially while the weather is this nice.” When asked about specific sanitation precautions, Mennemeier elaborated, “Sanitation methods include but are not limited to: contactless payment, capacity limited to 25 percent indoors with tables six feet apart, lots of outdoor seating, a hand washing sink next to the front door for guests and staff and proper cleaning and sanitation training for all staff.”  At a school where students are passionate about staying on campus, these precautions are comforting. 

 

As with any great restaurant, Diablitos has their signature dishes. Diablitos was known for their salsa bar where customers could pick and choose their salsa of the night. The salsas will now be behind a display case where workers will dish out the favorites. Mennemeier said, “I’m not giving flavor details about the salsas. You’ll have to try them all to find out! They’re $2 each or 3 for $5.” The head chef has been with the restaurant since the original location, which has created an environment of trust in the restaurant where creativity can bloom. The street tacos are a must have, specifically the baja shrimp. In addition to food, the owners also have plans to create the Cantina, a full-service bar with a collection of high-end liquors. SLU students will have a hard time deciding what to order with so many great options. A final word from the owner, “We’ve been anticipating opening Diablitos Cantina since before the COVID shutdown. We couldn’t be more excited for the official opening!”

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P.S. I Still Love You is a Charming Disappointment

In anticipation of Valentine’s Day 2020, I began looking for love. In the absence of a boyfriend, I watched a movie, “To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before.” Peter Kavinky and Lara Jean’s love story immediately drew me in. It is the classic tale of pretending to be in love and then actually falling in love. The bright colors, new characters and perfectly imperfect scenery kept my eyes glued to the TV. I was in love. 

After watching “To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before,” I convinced my friends to watch the sequel, “To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You on Valentine’s Day.” As we snuggled in with our blankets and popcorn, we had high expectations for how the love story would continue. After all, how do you go wrong with such a great duo? 

As it turns out, you can go wrong with a pretty bland plot. The story starts with Lara Jean and Peter trying out their new relationship. Lara Jean is a 16-year-old who is insecure with her relationship. She constantly bemoans that she does not know how to be a girlfriend. While this is convincing and realistic for a young, high-school relationship, it is not fun for the viewer to watch. Lara Jean is then introduced to one of her letter-receiving former flames, who is pretty much perfect. The love triangle has been introduced. Unfortunately, there is no real threat to the relationship. It is clear that Peter Kavinsky loves Lara Jean, despite his communication flaws. Despite the unconvincing love triangle, “To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You” strengthened one female relationship. Lara Jean comes to the realization that Evil Gen is not so evil, and the love between best friends never truly leaves. 

After finishing “To All The Boys: P.S. I Still Love You,” I felt disappointed. I had seen a beautiful, colorful movie that failed to entertain. Let’s hope that a third “To All the Boys” movie brings back the charm of the first one.

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Brace for Bachelor Nation

My hand reaches for the black mouse pad on my laptop while my brain screams “No!” One short tap and my life will delve into drama, the drama that “The Bachelor” provides. My hand continues its procession forward toward my laptop as my brain protests. Finally, my fingers tap the mouse pad and “The Bachelor” recap begins to play. Despite my suspicion of the show’s premise, I continue to watch the Bachelor, just as so many others do, but why?

The Bachelor is supposed to be the story of one man finding love. This man has 25 to 40 beautiful women competing for his hand in marriage. To stay on the show, each woman must receive a rose at the revered rose ceremonies. Without a rose, the women often leave in tears and hysteria as their hopes of love are crushed. This is the story of “The Bachelor.” Now we ask why this story draws millions of viewers in every season. 

I have grown up around the Bachelor. In eighth grade, I stayed home sick and decided to lay in bed all day so I could watch “The Bachelor,” specifically Sean Lowe’s season. My friends were always sharing their favorite contestants in the hallway, and I was ready to join the “club.” I watched a few more seasons and then took a break. While I was not actively watching “The Bachelor,” it was everywhere. Every Monday night, while the weekly episode aired, the Twitter Explore page recounted the drama of the night. The last few seasons seemed to hold social media’s attention. I knew all about Hannah Brown’s night in the windmill and the religious debate that followed without watching an episode. Then I came to SLU and heard about a new Bachelor watch party popping up every Monday night. Many people watch “The Bachelor” just to have a conversation with the legions of other people who watch.

As we approach Valentine’s Day, one can make the argument that a few, rare people watch the bachelor for the romance it provides. Despite the suspicion that the romantic interactions are faked, the contestants seem to be convinced they can find love. Every week there is another girl admitting she thinks she is falling in love, while the bachelor (this year, Peter Weber, or Pilot Pete) repeats that he really likes her. As more drama unfolds, reaffirmations of trust are made. Despite all the trust that is exchanged, suspicion lurks around every corner as one man tries to find love in a sea of girls. As the season draws closer to the end, watchers pick their favorites and cheer for love to prevail.

The last and most important reason to watch “The Bachelor” is the drama on the screen. With every new bachelor comes a new crowd of girls vying for his attention. This leads to drama including catfights, tears and yelling. The drama we see may be manipulated by the producers, but it provides for an entertaining evening. 

Despite the degrading nature of the show toward females, “The Bachelor” remains a pillar of reality TV. It has been popular enough to demand several spinoff shows, including “Bachelor in Paradise” and “The Bachelorette.” For better or worse, “The Bachelor” and it’s spinoffs are here to stay, at least for a few more seasons. When watching “The Bachelor,” it is important to remember that you do not condone the actions on screen and instead take it for what it is, the guiltiest of guilty pleasures.

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Last-Minute Halloween Costumes

When I was tasked with creating a list of the best last-minute Halloween costumes, I did not realize I would be needing my own advice so soon. And yet, two days later, my friends and I needed costumes so we could be properly attired when handing out candy to children in the dorms. Of course, we did not want to spend any money and we only had our limited closets to create the ultimate costume. Additionally, we were dressing up to hand out candy to children, so dressing as a sexy mouse was not going to be suitable. Based on those criteria, this is the list I compiled.

 

Ghost

While many people may think of a ghost as the most boring, overused costume in Halloween history, I have never actually seen a ghost when trick or treating. A ghost is also classic Halloween. It is timeless and unisex. In order to make your perfect ghost, take a sheet and cut two holes, near the eye area. If you do not have an extra sheet in your dorm, walk to CVS and buy a plastic white tablecloth. 

 

Decades

When rifling through your closet, you may notice much of your clothing has been borrowed from decades past. Flare pants, a leather jacket and a funky belt can all be reused for a costume that is specific to a decade. While the ’70s, ’80s and ’90s are all fun decades to replicate, I commend the person who dares to replicate the early 2000s.

Rock, Paper, Scissors

If you have the colors grey, black, or white in your closet, you can pull this group costume off. In order to become a rock, simply wear an entirely grey outfit. If you would really like to go above and beyond, tape some bland, crinkled newspaper onto your torso to create the illusion of texture. To become a piece of paper, dress entirely in white. If you are feeling extra bland, tape a piece of white copy paper to your chest. Lastly, to become an authentic pair of scissors, wear black pants and a colorful top. To create the scissor handles, cut a piece of construction paper (same color as your top) into a large C. Tape the C shape to the bottom of your forearm to create a pair of scissors. After a quick 15 minutes of preparation, you are ready for…“rock, paper, scissors on three.”

 

THE Laziest Costume

For the person who has been dragged to a Halloween party against their will, we have a costume for you too. All you need is a name tag. Simply write a name, besides your own, on the name tag, and voila, your costume is complete!

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