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Eugene City Council to consider fireworks ban

The Eugene City Council called an emergency meeting for noon on Wednesday to discuss a ban on fireworks through July 6.

The ban, if passed by a two-thirds majority, would not affect displays that were approved with a permit, such as those put on by the Eugene Emeralds when the team plays on the Fourth of July.

When Mayor Kitty Piercy announced the meeting on Tuesday, she said it was “in response to community concerns about fire dangers associated with severe drought conditions.”

The mayor did not say whether the recent blaze that took down Civic Stadium was a factor in the decision to call the meeting.

Several other Oregon cities have already enacted bans as a result of the unusually hot and dry summer. Temperatures have remained in the low-to-mid 90s for the last few weeks. The Bureau of Land Management has banned fireworks on its lands in Washington and Oregon through Oct. 15.

The cities of Sandy and Vancouver have banned fireworks with an exception for the Fourth of July.

And the City of Portland on Wednesday announced a burn ban — not affecting fireworks — as the forecast calls for dry conditions and high temperatures to continue into next week.

The Emerald’s Lauren Garetto will be at the meeting, live-tweeting the discussion as it happens. Follow along below:


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Oregon Senate honors Mariota, Mick Jagger follows suit in Nashville

More than six months after the Oregon Ducks celebrated their first Heisman winner, the state Senate is officially saying, “Mahalo, Marcus.”

The legislative body honored Marcus Mariota on Tuesday, officially approving a resolution that bestows the Senate’s highest civilian honor to the quarterback who led Oregon through three consecutive bowl victories. The bill was sponsored by Sen. Bill Hansen, R-Athena.

Hansen, a UO graduate himself, began the process to get the resolution approved before Mariota won the Heisman Trophy, which athletic department officials transported to Salem for the occasion.

“During the season I thought if he is fortunate enough to win the (Heisman), then I’d better get the ball rolling,” Hansen told The East Oregonian.

The Senate also honored Oregon State’s 1962 Heisman Winner, Terry Baker, in another resolution the same day.

Not to be outdone, Mick Jagger also name-dropped Mariota during a Rolling Stones concert in Nashville, Tennessee on Wednesday night.

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Graduation 2015: Ducks and well-wishers reflect on Sunday’s festivities (Storify)

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Grad Guide 2015: Bars to take Mom and Dad that are just off campus

There’s no denying the charm in lounging on the patio at Taylor’s, sharing a pitcher of beer and an order of mozzarella sticks as the spring sun punishes freshmen who came to Oregon believing the lie that it rains nine months out of the year.

But bars on 13th Avenue and Kincaid Street are exactly where you’re going to find yourself waiting way too long for a beer if that’s where you decide to let Mom and Dad treat you during graduation weekend. That’s why we came up with this list of bars and breweries that sit a stone’s throw away from the University of Oregon campus.

And if your parents are lucky enough to be alumni, these spots will surely be new to them: None of these places was around before 2005.

The Barn Light
924 Willamette St.

This is as far from campus as we’ll be taking you. The Barn Light is located smack dab in the middle of downtown at the intersection of Broadway and Willamette. It was the first shop to give downtown Eugene that decidedly Portland vibe, complete with drinks served in Mason jars and a sizable collection of board games. And if Mom and Pop are coming in from out of state, the obligatory Voodoo Doughnut is just across the street.

The Bier Stein
1591 Willamette St.

You won’t find a better place to grab a beer with Mom and Dad than the Bier Stein. That’s mostly because this place has the largest selection of craft beers in Eugene. The fridges that line the building’s north side contain brews from all over the world, from Germany and Austria to the good ol’ U.S. of A. Don’t forget to check out the pizza panini.

Elk Horn Brewery
686 E. Broadway

If you’re looking to break the bank, look no further than the intersection of Broadway and Hilyard Street. Where there was once a two-story Carl’s Jr., there’s now a brew house complete with a menu that features such items as catfish an’ fixins, golden beet grilled cheese or waffle chicken sammies.

The Cannery
345 E. 11th Ave.

Conveniently located less than a block away from a Dutch Bros., The Cannery is the kind of place where the ‘rents will feel right at home. The seating is ample and there’s even a pair of heavy wooden picnic tables outside to share a brew on. The place is known for its reubens, but the real magic dwells in the wait staff — you’ll never meet a more affable group of people who aspire to help you get crunk.

Sam Bond’s Brewing Co.
540 E. Eighth Ave.

If you’ve taken full advantage of being drinking age in Eugene, you’ve definitely checked out Sam Bond’s Garage on Blair Boulevard. Fortunately, the same ragtag spirit that resonates throughout the Whiteaker-area mainstay finally has a location close to campus. Sam Bond’s Brewing is tucked away on Eighth Avenue and Ferry Street, behind the construction of The Hub. There’s plenty of good local beer on tap. Best of all, the menu is almost exclusively composed of — what else? — specialty pizzas.

 

 

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Grad Guide 2015: This is everything you won’t miss about college life

Graduation is a time of reflection. It’s when you take one last longing look at the University of Oregon campus and remember all of the good times. But you know what? It wasn’t all late-night Taco Bell runs and all-nighters fueled by Dutch Freezes and Red Bull. This is the stuff you definitely won’t miss about college life:

“Oh, my god! I’m so busy!”

Never again will you have to suffer hearing these words from a self-proclaimed overachiever whose only real accomplishment this term was penning three heavily edited personal essays for different campus publications. Exhausting yourself doesn’t necessarily beget good work, yet there’s always a person or two who isn’t content to just put their nose to the grindstone — no, they just need to broadcast it to any Tom, Dick and Harry who’ll listen. Good riddance.

Closing Max’s on a bad night

There’s a point during most weekends that every other campus bar empties like the sea as a tsunami approaches the shore. At approximately 12:45 a.m., boozehounds leave Rennie’s, Taylor’s and Webfoot in droves to do one of three things: They either head to Uly’s for a quick bite, retire home for the night or rush to Max’s in order to sing “Sweet Caroline” with a chorus of strangers. It’s crazy fun most nights, but sometimes it goes awry. The worst nights are when it’s raining or drizzling outside, there’s a line that snakes from the bar’s entrance to Ferry Street and they’re charging a cover. Nobody will miss that.

Week 4

You no longer have to compartmentalize your life into 10-week sections. The downside to this, of course, is that you won’t have a spring, summer or winter break anymore, but who the hell needs that when you get paid time off? Seriously, there’s nothing worse in life than wrapping up a final only to find yourself back at Target a week later buying a new set of mechanical pencils.

Trying to do cool shit that gets you hired while you’re bogged down with 12 to 16-credit workloads

Journalism students, you know this struggle all too well. We’ve all heard professionals from ad agencies to metro newspapers tell you how much harder your lives are than theirs. Why? Because on top of producing top-notch campaigns or exposes on the dangers of over-indulging in cheesy bacon fries at Rennie’s, you’re also trying to wrangle a bunch of other 20-year-olds for a group project that’s due next week. Here’s to finally pursuing your passions without a class schedule getting in the way.

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Your guide to the comedians at Sasquatch, from Doug Benson to Leslie Jones and Nick Thune

If you’re anything like the Emerald’s Sasquatch coverage team, you’re jonesin’ for those four days in The Gorge.

And although musicians claim the lion’s share of performances at the festival, there are quite a few funny people making appearances on the El Chupacabra stage.

If you’re looking to catch up on the comedians performing this weekend, check out the list below.

We’ve gathered everything from Netflix standup specials to YouTube and Hulu clips for those of you who want to listen and pretend you’re at Sasquatch. (Just because you didn’t get a ticket doesn’t mean you don’t deserve to laugh your ass off, too.)

Doug Benson

Netflix special: Doug Dynasty

Set time: Monday, 5:05 p.m.

Benson is probably the most well-known comedian in the Sasquatch lineup. He visits Eugene every year for his annual 4/21 Show at the WOW Hall. As you can guess, his main shtick is his recital of his foibles as a stoner. He also had a cameo on Friends as a weirdo whose mom calls Bloomingdale’s “Bloomies.”

Here you can check out one of his sets from the time he performed on Parahoy, a three-day cruise with Paramore (I’m not making that up).

Leslie Jones

Netflix special: Problem Child

Set time: Saturday, 5:05 p.m.

Her main gig right now is Saturday Night Live, where’s she’s known for her Weekend Update monologues on everything from People‘s most beautiful list to men calling women “crazy bitches.” You can watch the latter below. It’s pretty gangster.

Nick Thune

Netflix special: Folk Hero

Set time: Monday, 4:20 p.m.

Thune’s oddly baby-faced for a guy with such a lush beard. But hey, it works. Sometimes he performs with a guitar. Other times, he doesn’t. Here’s one of his appearances on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, where he jokes about how easy it is to get a medical marijuana card in California and the ensuing shenanigans that follow his first freebie from a dispensary:

Aparna Nancherla

Set time: Sunday, 4:20 p.m.

Self-deprecating anecdotes and phrases are the comedian’s bread and butter. And Nancherla is pretty okay at it. Here’s a bit where she drops gem during an appearance on Conan: “Any pizza can be a personal one if you cry when you eat it.”

Emmett Montgomery

Montgomery is a Seattle-area comic who hails from Utah. Much of his comedy is punctuated by the quirks of life with his wife, a mainstay for comedians for generations. His bits are a fry cry from the Rodney Dangerfield days of “Take my wife, please.” No, the impetus for much of his comedy is “look at the weird shit that keeps happening to us.”

He’s performed in Portland a handful of times for the Blackfence PDX series, where visitors get a prompt that is then spun into a five-minute story. The prompt for this clip? Mistakes were made.

Sara Schaefer

Set time: Monday, 3:50 p.m.

Schaefer’s particular brand of comedy resonates most with people who like to cry at art museums for kicks. Her dry wit and off-beat observations lead her to opine on such things as ridiculous rap lyrics and those advertisements for tiny chocolates for women.

She’s got a good point in this clip: Why are Dove chocolate commercials always a swirl of satin sheets?

Yogi Paliwal

Set time: Saturday, 4 p.m.

From making you realize that 7-Eleven’s logo is a conspiratorial tool to hire minorities to the inherent racism in Baby Boomers’ favorite cartoons, Paliwal nails what he calls his “intellectual absurdity.” His Sketch Fest appearance in 2013 is a master slaying of anyone who’s still in love with the ’90s.

His bit on the weight limits for skydivers is Paliwal at his best. Why is there such a thing as “too fat to fall”?

Ron Funches

Set time: Sunday, 5:05 p.m.

While most comedians are content to rapidly fire off jokes, Funches takes his time, letting the awkward quiet between the setup and punchline build the giggles. He expertly plays off that persona during his set on The Tonight Show. Check out the clip below:

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12 things the ASUO’s $264,763 over-realized fund can buy, from PBR to Sasquatch tickets

ASUO has $264,763 to spend in what it calls its over-realized fund. How did student government come across a quarter of $1 million? More importantly, how should it spend it?

At the beginning of each year, the administration projects enrollment. ASUO bases its budget — which is composed of the $215.25 incidental fee paid by each credit student — on that projection. This year, university officials underestimated enrollment. And when the actual number of I-Fee paying students is higher than the estimate, you’ve got an over-realized fund.

Student government began accepting applications from students and organizations for that money on Friday, and there’s only three requirements for requests:

• A request should benefit the UO campus.

• It should align with the ASUO’s mission.

• It should be a one-time, non-recurring event.

But what if ASUO could spend that money all willy-nilly? Let’s take a gander. Exactly how much can you buy with $264,763?

Enrollment for fall term was 24,181, according to the Office of the Registrar. That means that each student could get a $10.94 credit to their DuckWeb account.

It also means that ASUO could finance a month’s worth of Netflix streaming for every I-Fee paying student at the University of Oregon.

With the money in the over-realized fund, you could buy 21,403 18-packs of Pabst Blue Ribbon at $12.37 each, including deposit.

The over-realized fund buys way more PBR than this. (Creative Commons photo courtesy of Harrison Labita.)

The over-realized fund could pay for a lot of PBR. (Creative Commons photo courtesy of Harrison Labita.)

Or 366 of the cheapest Oregon football season tickets for the coming year at $733 each, according to StubHub. If you’re springing for the high-end seats, you get 107 of them at $2,462.25 apiece.

It’s 419 tickets to Sasquatch at $631.50 each. That includes parking and camping for the whole weekend at the 2015 rate.

It’s also 38,095 orders of mozzarella sticks at Rennie’s ($6.95 each). That’s enough for each student to share a plate for seconds.

Or 88,549 Crunchwrap Supremes from Taco Bell at $2.99 each.

Need pizza for a potluck? You can pick up 44,200 Little Caesar’s Hot ‘N Ready pies at $5.99 each from the franchise location at 18th Avenue and Willamette Street. Or 52,952 from the Delta Oaks store, which charges the correct amount: $5.

You could even buy the house at 1359 E. 24th Ave., which was listed on Zillow.com for $250,000. Zillow estimates that you could even buy it for $242,000. With the leftover $20,000, you can either furnish the house or buy a 2015 Toyota Corolla and 333 Hot ‘N Ready pizzas from the Little Caesar’s on 18th.

On that note, you could just buy 15 new Toyota Corollas at $16,950 each. If you showed up with cash, chances are you could talk the dealer down to a round $16,000. And at that price, you could buy a whole ‘nother Corolla for a total of 16.

Let’s say gas averages $3 a gallon for the next year. The 2015 Corolla gets 27 miles per gallon in the city, 38 on the highway. The over-realized fund would pay for 88,244 gallons. That’s nearly 2.5 million city miles in your 2015 Toyota Corolla (or 3.27 million highway miles.) If there were a highway suspended around the Earth, you could make the trip 131 times with gas to spare in your mid-sized sedan.

It’s about $20,000 shy of twice the cost to bring Macklemore to Matt Knight Arena in 2013. Back then, the ASUO Senate allocated $140,000 to bring the Seattle rapper to town, which was later returned by a ruling by the Constitution Court.

Tuition

What if ASUO wanted to create a lottery system that paid for a year’s worth of tuition for the winners? It gets a bit tricky since in-state residents pay a different rate than international residents, which also differs from non-resident tuition. Here’s a quick run-down of what that might look like:

You could pay for 16 credits’ worth of tuition and fees for 25 in-state undergraduate students at $10,464 apiece for 2014-2015, according to the registrar’s How Much Will It Cost? calculator.

It pays for eight out-of-state students at $32,832 each for the year.

Or seven non-resident international students at $34,767 each. (Or 21 resident international students at $12,399 apiece.)

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‘Mad Men’ recap: ‘The Forecast’ is a look at where we’re headed as the show winds down

There’s no place for Don Draper anymore.

Last week, his divorce from Megan was just the latest mile marker on the road down this path. This week, a few things culminate in that message growing stronger, even if they don’t have much to do with Don himself.

First, and most obviously, his apartment is up for sale. He’s getting rid of it in the wake of his divorce to Megan.

Next, and a bit more subtly, Don’s way of life — or, moreover, the many ways that he’s tried to live over the years — don’t work like they used to. At least not for anyone else.

When Mathis gets a shot at a big account, he shoots and misses the first time around. The executives at Tinkerbell Chocolate aren’t too impressed by his pitch, and he’s asked to come back for a second round. That’s when he crashes and utterly burns.

Why? He tries to take a cue from Don and, in a crude fashion, tells the executives that they were fools for leaving in the first place. He takes Don’s advice a little too literally and calls them assholes before a look of dread dawns on Pete’s face.

Don might have been able to pull it off. But Mathis is under the impression that such devil-may-care tactics worked for Don over the years for one simple reason: He’s good-looking.

Joan rounds out the parallel track this week in her story thread. It’s during a business trip to California that she mistakes an office wanderer for a major client.

The wanderer is Richard, expertly played by Bruce Greenwood. He’s a retired millionaire who’s got one rule for the rest of his life: no plans. And once he and Joan start knocking boots, that rule becomes a bit of a liability.

Unlike Don though, Joan’s got considerations to make before she runs off for a fling. She has a hard time getting her babysitters to stay late, jeopardizing her time with Richard. After he finds out about Joan’s kid, he remarks that motherhood means she can’t just up and leave on vacation.

This doesn’t go over so well.

This is where the figurative death of Don Draper — or rather, the death of the Don Draper lifestyle — takes a proper turn.

Joan storms off when Richard insults her lifestyle. She might not be getting everything she wants, but she knows what’s important.

Don got to act the part of the high-roller at Sterling Cooper, explore romantic entanglements and fool around to his heart’s desire at the beginning of the series. Much as Joan would love to do the same, her family keeps her grounded here.

She’s not the only one who’s avoiding the prospect of becoming like Don Draper.

There’s an awful lot happening with Sally in this episode. And boy, how we missed her last week. In fewer than 60 seconds, we get her questioning authority — those travelers’ checks would have been easy to forge — and a not-so-subtle dig at Betty’s age.

Remember the moon landing? And how she just parroted what the cute boy in the room was saying about the endeavor being a waste of taxpayers’ money?

Not so this time. When Glen Bishop stops by and announces that he’s joining the Army to fight in Vietnam, Sally is incredulous.

She verbally berates Glen for going against the values he’s espoused before. It’s a great Sally moment — she’s slowly coming into her own and standing up for what she believes in.

It’s also a wonderful demonstration of how the dynamic between Sally, Glen and Betty has changed over the years. Betty doesn’t recognize him when he walks in the door. And when he corners her in the kitchen later in the episode, coming within an inch of kissing her as he says good-bye before he ships out, Betty’s refusal of his advance is that it’s because she’s married. No other reason.

Glen shipping out without calling Sally to say good-bye is another indicator that adulthood is imminent for the oldest Draper kid. Another sign comes when she’s setting off for camp as Don sees her off.

Sally tells her dad that the only thing she knows about her future is that she wants to move far away in order to avoid turning out like either of her parents. While every other character’s indication that Don’s way of life is disappearing is involuntary, here’s Sally declaring it loudly.

Sally’s outburst is inspired by a dinner exchange where her friends are more interested in Don than her. Much like Glen’s focus on Betty, this is yet another signal of Sally’s impending adulthood. She’s forced to carve out her own place at the table, her own identity apart from her parents’.

“The Forecast” is Mad Men’s call to what is coming in the future. The episode perfectly embodies where the show’s characters are headed, even if some of the details are still murky. And with three more hours to go until the series ends, it’ll be interesting to see just how it all plays out.

Stray obervations:

  • “You know what it looks like? It looks like a sad person lives here.”
  • “It was a crime of passion — they’ve heard the word before.”
  • Glen looks like Disco Stu. That’s neither an insult nor a compliment.

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10 things you should know about Mike Schill, the University of Oregon’s new president

Yes, it’s true: The University of Oregon has hired a new president. Here are the 10 things you should know about Mike Schill, 56, from his salary as the UO’s top administrator to his favorite place to visit in Portland:

He’ll start on July 1, 2015

Schill was on campus as late as the weekend of April 11-12, as he said during a press conference announcing his hiring. He officially moves into the president’s office at Johnson Hall July 1st.

He’ll earn $660,000 per year, including benefits

Schill and the board negotiated a five-year contract, which includes a vehicle stipend and a retention package. Michael Gottfredson’s salary was $544,000. His vehicle stipend amounted to $15,000. When he stepped down as president, Gottfredson received a $949,000 severance package.

Connie Ballmer, chair of the presidential search committee, told The Emerald’s Francesca Fontana that the salary ballpark for the UO’s next leader would be around $600,000.

He’ll also be a tenured professor at the UO law school

In addition to his duties as university president, Schill may also teach classes at the University of Oregon School of Law, much like his last long-term predecessor, David Frohnmayer.

He’s the first president hired by the board of trustees

Prior to last year, the Oregon State Board of Higher Education, under the purview of the Oregon University System and the governor, was in charge of hiring the UO’s presidents. The state board’s last two appointments — Gottfredson and Richard Lariviere — both lasted just over two years in the job.

He’s an Ivy Leaguer

Schill earned his A.B. — the equivalent of a bachelor’s — at Princeton at the Woodrow Wilson School of Public Affairs in 1980. He earned his juris doctor at the Yale Law School in 1984.

He’s also a first-generation college student

Schill told reporters and the public at his presser that neither of his parents pursued higher education, making him the first in his family to graduate from college.

He’s been an administrator for 10 years

Schill’s first job as a college administrator came in 2004 when he was hired as the UCLA School of Law’s dean. He left that job in 2009 to join the University of Chicago’s law school, where he was dean until he was hired at Oregon.

Schill wasn’t looking for a job — the job found him

Schill said that he wasn’t actively looking for a new job while he was at Chicago. Instead, he said, a member of the search committee reached out to him to ask if he was interested. That’s when he threw his hat in the ring and, lo and behold, he eventually secured the job as the UO’s 18th president.

He doesn’t have any ties to Oregon, although he’s been to Powell’s City of Books in Portland

During his press conference, Schill told attendees that although he doesn’t have any family or longstanding ties in Oregon, that he’s been here several times for fundraising trips. His favorite destination is Powell’s in Portland.

He’s got a lot to catch up on

During his presser, Schill admitted that he’s not completely caught up on the pending lawsuit against the UO following the alleged sexual assault of a student by three members of the men’s basketball team. He also wasn’t familiar with the wave of controversy the university has found itself in following general council’s acquisition of the survivor’s counseling records. He did, however, say that he’ll familiarize himself with the cases upon entering office.

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Board of trustees meets in Ford Alumni Center to discuss next UO president

The University of Oregon’s board of trustees chose Michael Gottfredson’s successor on Tuesday afternoon.

The live Twitter feed is closed, but you can read Alex Cremer’s story about Michael Schill’s appointment as the UO’s 18th president, as well as 10 things you should know about the man.

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