Author Archives | David Rossler

BREAKING: YALE VALUES UNDER SIEGE

DISCLAIMER: The Bullblog often publishes FAKE NEWS. This is real.

Times are tough, and in tough times, it is the responsibility of Yalies like us, who represent our country’s brightest possible future, to put our capacious minds to work on some of the important issues we all face. We must work to ensure a better future, not just for ourselves, but for those who will come after us. We must protect each other at a time when the very bedrock of our institutions has been called into question. To that end, a group of 12 concerned and dedicated seniors of European descent have begun organizing to restore Box 63, American Bar & Grill, located on the corner of Elm and Park Streets, to its former glory.

The Box problem is simple to describe if not to remedy. As the “Box 63 Panel” memorandum obtained by the Bullblog reads, the bar “now consistently attracts a large crowd that has grown to include hundreds of local residents and students from surrounding areas.… In short,” the memo continues, “Yale students can no longer expect to head to Box on Friday and Saturday nights to hang out with other Yale students.”

In my three and a half years at Yale, I personally haven’t spent much time at Box, being neither a tall gentleman-athlete nor the object of tall gentlemen-athletes’ desire. But as suggested by the Panel’s 391-word PDF memo, the flood of students who come from outside New Haven’s borders to steal our spots at the bar represents an infringement on our inalienable rights. Their flagrant actions are matched by the individuals congesting the entrance line, who may have been born in New Haven but don’t look quite like us Yalies.

Perhaps inspired by Instagrams from the recent Women’s March, these bold srat sisters and perturbed bros have put their newfound political voices to use and scheduled a meeting this week with Box owner Carl Carbone, in which they will propose policy to make Box great again. One idea is a Box membership—free for Yale students, perhaps $50 for others—which would create an expedited entry line. Essentially, a tariff would be levied for outsiders who wish to gain quick entry. A simpler and perhaps more elegant solution suggested in the memo is Yale-only nights, which would periodically restrict travel to and from Box for those outside the University community. Through these thoughtful means, the panel hopes to restore Box to “the relatively low-profile Yale bar that it once was.”

We at the Bullblog salute the tireless work of these Yalies and wish them all the best in their upcoming meeting. We support them in their fight to take back our campus institutions from those who would dismantle them. They have taken time out of their busy social and athletic calendars, coming up with solutions so that we can start winning again here at home. That is until May, when home becomes New York, which will be dope because honestly New Haven’s kind of sketch.

#MBGA

Posted in UncategorizedComments Off on BREAKING: YALE VALUES UNDER SIEGE

What’s Next?

 

On Mon., Nov. 8, 2015, about 1,200 bodies stood on Cross Campus. Most had gathered in the narrow walkway between the Afro-American Cultural House and the Yale Cabaret before spilling onto Park Street, then down Crown past the Asian American and Native American cultural houses, then past the frat houses on High. Now they stood surrounded by the stone turrets at the center of James Gamble Rodgers’ medieval village, illuminated white in the cool sun. The buildings on Cross Campus—Sterling Memorial Library, Berkley College North Court and South Court, William L. Harkness Hall, Calhoun College, all architecturally varied and meticulously placed—seemed much closer to each other now that the lawns, paths, and steps between them were obscured by a plane of people.

This afternoon of chanting and singing and dancing on Cross Campus was the University’s first introduction to Next Yale, although they didn’t know it. The March of Resilience was perhaps the single most iconic moment of a semester consumed by Halloween incidents that had little to do with Halloween. The name Next Yale had not yet been chosen, and the March was technically organized by Down Magazine. Chants like “Another Yale is possible!” foreshadowed Next Yale’s official advent, but it wasn’t until Down published a piece on Thurs., Nov. 12 that the name became ubiquitous. The piece was a list of demands addressed to University President Peter Salovey, GRD ’78. Next Yale was the only signatory.

This signature is Next Yale’s entire online presence. There’s no website or Twitter or Facebook. There is no list of members or officers. There are no listed headquarters. There is no email address for fielding questions. In short, this is a tricky story to go about writing. Without an involved friend of a friend to get the ball rolling, it might have been an impossible story.

I’m lucky enough to have the right friends with the right friends. But my relative proximity had done little to dispel the fog around Next Yale. Last semester, as the editor of the Herald and as a student at Yale, I read most of what there was to read about the racial unrest on campus. That didn’t help much either. Before two weeks ago, despite knowing people involved with it, I understood little more about Next Yale as an entity than the amorphous implications of those two words below the list of demands.

Next Yale’s accomplishments last semester, which include doubled funding for the Afro American, Native American, and Asian American cultural houses, and La Casa, and new systems for reporting discrimination, were far more significant than anything else realized by a group of students within institutional memory. Nevertheless, most of Yale knows as little about the entity behind the change as anyone else scouring the internet. We know that Next Yale made demands, and we know that President Salovey felt compelled to address them. But, of course, it took work to get there. And, depending on who you ask, there might be lots more left for Next Yale to do.

***

Next Yale must have had a beginning; this is one of the few points on which the people I spoke with, who can’t quite be called members, agreed. Consensus about when that beginning was, however, was hard to reach.

Some say it grew out of Unite Yale, which was a rally organized on March 27 to draw attention to various student demands, including divestment from fossil fuels, reformed mental health policy, and increased funding to cultural houses.

Or maybe Next Yale began in Eshe Sherley’s, MC ’16, apartment at the beginning of fall semester, when a small group met to discuss the departures of notable faculty like Jafari Allen from the Ethnicity, Race, and Migration department.

Or Next Yale might have begun on Thurs., Nov. 5. That was the day students chalking on Cross Campus spontaneously engaged with Yale College Dean Jonathan Holloway, and later in the afternoon, chalking in Silliman Courtyard, confronted Silliman Master Nicholas Christakis, ES ’84. That day ended in President Salovey’s office in Woodbridge Hall, in a meeting Karleh Wilson, SY ’16, described as “traumatizing” for the way students of color were asked to recount instances of discrimination. Wilson says Next Yale was already in full swing by then, but Jamie Hobson, DC ’17, president of the Black Student Alliance at Yale, thinks the harrowing meeting jolted Next Yale into existence.

Sherley says that group in her apartment wasn’t Next Yale. She’s not even sure Next Yale began with the March of Resilience. “You could say, on Nov. 8, Next Yale began,” she said. “But we weren’t called that then. We didn’t know what we were. We were just a bunch of students.”

“It really arose around the time that it submitted the list of demands to Salovey,” said Alex Zhang, CC ’18. That’s when the name was chosen.

But Wilson disagrees. “If you wanted to say that the start of Next Yale was the day we decided on the name, that would be fallacious.”

***

Though those involved with Next Yale don’t have just one answer, it seems that it was born sometime on or before Thurs., Nov. 12, the night Next Yale read its demands in front of President Salovey’s house. But what was it, exactly?

When it comes to Next Yale, terminology is tricky and personal. There are different understandings of what exactly the name represents. “Next Yale is not a club,” Zhang said. “It’s not an organization necessarily. It’s more a movement than anything else.” “It’s a group of people,” said Sebi Medina-Tayac, DC’16. “It’s a self selecting group of students of color at Yale,” said Wilson. “In my head, what it became was a movement,” Nat Aramayo, TD ’17, said. “I’ve been really resistant to calling it anything,” Sherley said. “It’s not an organization, I will say that. Unless someone makes it one in the future. It could totally become one. I guess I wonder why it has to be anything.”

Next Yale is certainly a name, regardless of what sort of thing it denotes. “I think there’s something powerful about naming a moment,” Sherley said. “I think even if it doesn’t become an organization, and a group of people under that name stops doing things, I think it will always be powerful as a signpost that says something about all that was happening, and in a lot of ways that’s the most important thing a name can do.”

That name gained even more significance because it was all the information made available about Next Yale. That was an intentional choice. “Next Yale isn’t a firmly defined organization,” Medina-Tayac told me. “It has no internal structure, no very official networks of communication. There’s no discussion of incorporating it into a student organization.” There’s no president or treasurer to interview.

“There’s never going to be a website for Next Yale,” Wilson said. “There’s no link…there’s never going to be a list [of members].” Wilson understood Next Yale to be a movement first and foremost, which would only be hindered by the limitation of an articulated online presence or publicly identified group of people.

Aramayo also acknowledged the constriction an online presence would represent. “I personally feel like having a website, having a Facebook page or something like that reduces Next Yale as a movement to a specific group,” they elaborated. That specific group would be limited to a number of interests, and vice versa, certain issues might become the sole responsibility of that group.

But beyond avoiding the constraints that a digital presence could pose, Next Yale may have been well served by the air of mystery its unexplained announcement produced. “I think it was strategic,” Sherley said of the decision not to provide a broader context for the name Next Yale. “It looks like it worked, because people were still asking, ‘What is this thing?’” When the demands were published and attributed to a group no one outside of it had heard of, it drew people in, if it didn’t alienate them.

“Next Yale is a grassroots organization,” Wilson said, “so you’re not going to get a very clear picture of what we are ever.” That’s because there isn’t really a clear picture to get. “People think it’s an organization that meets in secret every week, but it’s literally an email thread that people are constantly getting added to, and people are constantly taking themselves off of,” Medina-Tayac explained. “When enough people agree to have a meeting, then there’s a meeting.”

Though Next Yale’s lack of structure is somewhat deliberate, it was also in part a byproduct of the short period of time in which Next Yale responded to events on campus. It’s easy to remember conversations about race dominating all of fall semester. But Associate Silliman Master Erika Christakis emailed her college about Halloween costumes on Fri., Oct. 31, and Next Yale read its demands outside President Salovey’s house the night of Thurs., Nov. 12. That’s not a long intervening period.

“There wasn’t really time to stop and say, ‘You know, maybe we should organize as an official University organization that has a board and a structure and everything,” Aramayo said. Without a board or defined membership, there wouldn’t be much information for a nextyale.com to display. Next Yale’s vague projected image might have been its most accurate representation.

***

A central tension began to emerge in discussions about Next Yale. On the one hand, Next Yale was grassroots. That meant that there was no defined leadership or officers of any kind. Zhang insisted on the egalitarian nature of the group. “So far it’s been all students, all members, all organizers: it’s been from the bottom up that decisions have been made and priorities have been set,” he said. “We don’t need a Next Yale Corporation as far as I can tell.”

But on the other hand, Next Yale was able to act effectively in a matter of mere days to enact drastic change on campus by producing a list of demands. That’s not the sort of action typical of a completely egalitarian group. Zhang said responsibilities were divvied up evenly— but someone had to do the divvying.

Sherley said Next Yale was driven by consensus decisions, but that that wasn’t the whole picture. “That is a true answer, it’s just an incomplete one,” she said. “People who were going to run the meeting would come in with general questions or proposals about how we would move forward from where we were last time, and then you would facilitate a discussion.” In other words, there was leadership of some sort. It may not have been a single person, or even the same group of people from meeting to meeting, but the meetings had an agenda, and someone composed that agenda. She noted that Next Yale drew crowds of over 50 students to meetings, some of whom didn’t have experience with activism, “and that’s what’s beautiful about movement, they pull in people who weren’t doing that work before. But,” she paused, “I think that that just creates friction.”

 

Some leaders from the cultural houses, which fed into Next Yale, simply have spent more time honing political organization skills, and have more experience working with each other. They also had spent months galvanizing their own communities and could use their already strong relationships to draw people into the movement: “Building trust is a process,” she said. Sherley herself was vice president of BSAY last year. Even among those who attended Next Yale meetings, Sherley said people felt excluded by the group of more experienced organizers.

Nevertheless, it’s hard to imagine that Next Yale could have done so much without guidance from seasoned leaders. Whether or not the March of Resilience predated Next Yale, many of the major players were the same. It drew an impressive and enthusiastic quarter of Yale’s undergraduates. And the teach-ins Next Yale sponsored filled Battell Chapel, one of Yale’s largest auditoriums, over capacity.

And on Tues., Nov. 17, President Salovey sent an email to the entire Yale community titled “Toward a Better Yale,” in which he addressed the demands Next Yale put forth. Although he did not promise an ethnic studies department, Salovey did announce plans for a center for the study of race and ethnicity. He doubled the funding for all four cultural houses, promised mental health resources in the cultural centers, and publicized upcoming reforms to Yale’s financial aid policy. He announced that he and all other Yale administrators would receive anti-discrimination training along with instating new mechanisms for reporting discrimination.

Not everyone was equally pleased with Salovey’s response. Many of Next Yale’s demands went unanswered. But most people I spoke with deemed the response a victory, if not an absolute one. Sherley is satisfied with the change Next Yale has effected. “I think it’s done its work,” she said. “I think if we never heard anyone use that name again, it’s done more to change this institution than any other group of students in the last few decades.”

But much of that change is less about University policy and more about culture. “If you think about Birgit Rasmussen’s class Race and Gender in American Lit and the way it’s been oversubscribed so much, that this class is in such high demand that the University doesn’t really know what to do about it, that’s incredibly amazing and important,” Aramayo said. According to the University’s online statistics, 608 students shopped the course on a single day.

***

At some point in speaking with people for this piece, I realized that one of the primary reasons talking about Next Yale is so difficult is that really, there are two separate entities that both go by that name. One is a movement or a moment or a feeling, and the other is a group of people. Only something as intangible as a movement could produce the cultural shift Yale has undergone, quantifiable in the unprecedented number of students interested in an ER&M course, but more readily experienced by students on this campus in the sorts of thoughtful, sensitive, and rigorous conversations that have continued to take place.

But a movement didn’t write a list of demands. Moments can’t do that— groups of people do. An understanding of Next Yale as the more abstract or concrete of these two entities determines every impression of it, from its founding to its function, from its role in the future, to the state of its current existence.

This last question—the question of its status today—unexpectedly proved one of the most contentious. “It doesn’t exist,” Medina-Tayac said matter-of-factly. “Next Yale was something that was needed in a particular moment.” That moment is passed. The group can disband, and in the view of some, it has. The moment might not even be as brief as the time since Halloween. Sherley sees the newly achieved funding for the cultural house as the final resolution to some of the problems behind Unite Yale. “It feels like the final endpoint,” she said.

But the broader movement has no such visible endpoint. “Next Yale exists,” Wilson told me. “Even if it takes a new form or takes a new name or has no name, Next Yale exists. It will always exist as long as Yale continues admitting students who are lower income, who are people of color, and who are not represented by the faculty.” In other words, Next Yale the feeling cannot dissolve. Even if it ceases to dominate conversation on campus, it will never disappear.

Though there is still progress to be made, the kind of activism performed last semester might be simply unsustainable as we begin the new year. Much of Next Yale is seniors who will leave here in a matter of months, and who have much to do before then. Last semester was exhausting; schoolwork suffered. Many feel that it’s time to go back to being a student.

“Sometimes staying on the battlefield means you’re at the front of the fight with spear in hand, charging forward, and sometimes staying on the battlefield just means healing your wounds so you can go back at it again,” Sherley said. “Since the second semester of my freshman year, I’ve been fighting this battle at the front, and I wouldn’t do that any differently, but also one of the biggest battles any student of color can win at this campus is to graduate. And so it’s time for me to win that one.”

 

Posted in UncategorizedComments Off on What’s Next?

Herald 100: Best Alumnus

Definitely John C. Calhoun! He believed so ercely in protective tariffs and free trade. Also, concurrent majority and nulli cation. His wife, Floride, did something called the Petticoat Affair. He was secretary of war and secretary of state like the nest men. He got elected, too, when he was in Congress. Plus, when he wasn’t too busy being Vice President (yeah, that too!) he wrote books. Sounds like a pretty cool guy who we should all remember and like.

Posted in UncategorizedComments Off on Herald 100: Best Alumnus

Herald 100: Best dessert

A heaping cup of Froyo World with no toppings but brownies and also no froyo.

Posted in UncategorizedComments Off on Herald 100: Best dessert

What you missed from the CNN Republican debate

Oh what a night! (All of this really happened.)

-Jeb smoked ganj. (Well not on air. And he apologized to Mama Barb for bringing it up.)

-Trump told Rand Paul he’s ugly but told Carly Fiorina that she’s beautiful. (aw)

-Rubio says we shouldn’t be worried about climate change, because “America is a lot of things, but America is not a planet.” (Honestly I have to agree.)

-Carson says, “Vaccines are important. Certain ones. Ones that prevent death.”

-Trump advises against vaccines that are too big because someone who worked for him had a son who got a vaccine the size of a horse vaccine (??) and then the baby got a fever and then autism.

-Ted Cruz says he’ll fight every day for guns. Every. Day.

Shit really got good when CNN took a page from the Andy Cohen handbook:

What woman should we put on the $10 bill?

-Rand says Susan B. Anthony. (Good choice.)

-Marco says Rosa Parks (aw!)

-Ted says get rid of Jackson, not Hamilton, and bring on Rosa aw!

-Donald says Ivanka because she’s been sitting [in the audience] for three hours but if not her then Rosa aw! (Trump is all about honoring women who sit.)

-Christie thinks we should remedy the Addams Family’s underrepresentation. (Turned out he was talking about Abigail, not Morticia.)

-Jeb says Margaret Thatcher. (???? Homegirl was definitely British.)

-Dr. Ben says his mom.

-Huckabee says his wife so she can spend her own money. (He has missed the point.)

What would you want your secret service codename to be?

Pretty sure this was actually a question on the RHONY Reunion Special.

-Christie: True Heart. (Did I mishear this?? God I hope not.)

-Carson: One Nation. (Some l’etat c’est moi type shit.)

-Trump: Humble. (That is an adjective, but I guess there are no hard and fast rules.)

-Paul: Justice Never Sleeps. (I’ll bet you an Ivanka that Rand Paul often sleeps.)

-Cruz knows what his wife’s should be: “Angel.” He elaborates: “Because she’s my angel.”

Goodnight, and God Bless These United States.

master-image

Posted in UncategorizedComments Off on What you missed from the CNN Republican debate

Letter from an editor: Issue 1

A belated welcome back! Shopping’s almost over, so you should have sheets on your bed by now. I called my parents yesterday when I realized I had no hangers and also bought notebooks because this is school among other things. Your schedule’s hopefully looking nice now that “Trees” is uncapped, and you should have managed to confront your roommate about how it’s not that chill to clip his toenails on the couch.

But while you may have already started the countdown to fall break, our year at the Herald has just begun, and we’re thrilled to be here with you again. We’ve been away for these last three months, but Yale and New Haven have kept happening without us, so we’re doing our best to catch you up. In this week’s cover article, Lara Sokoloff, TC ’16, breaks down Yale’s unique responsibility as the single largest employer in New Haven. Stick around the Elm City in Features, where Victoria Wang, PC ’18, delves into a collaborative new program to reduce youth violence.

There’s lots more. Claire Goldsmith, ES ’18, hits close to home in Culture, where she descends into the chaos of the Extracurricular Bazaar. In Opinion, Isis Davis-Marks, JE ’19, discusses entering Yale as a woman of color, and Ryan Wilson, SM ’17, weighs in on the Calhoun debate. Read about heritage in Voices and about the Australian apocalypse in Reviews. Sit down with us and take a look. There’s a lot to like.

See you around town,

David Rossler

Editor-in-chief

 

Posted in UncategorizedComments Off on Letter from an editor: Issue 1

Yale Herald Freshman Issue

Hey, you’re here! Or you’re at home arguing with your mom about whether you need to bring a bathing suit to college because you’re about to be here! Or you’re in the woods or in a field getting so hype about being here! In any case, this campus is ready to receive you. There will be loud music and residential college banners and smiley strangers will take your bags and hopefully bring them to your suite.

Honestly, this first week will be crazy, but it’ll also be super fun. You’ll go to frat parties, you’ll play icebreakers, and you’ll ask everyone’s name a hundred times. You’ll try and discreetly use Google Maps to get to your residential college from Old Campus. Just remember we all did too, and now we’re here to help. We want to tell you where we like to eat, where we like to study, how we keep our figure, and what we like to do on a Saturday, because we think this place is fun and we want you to think so too.

So virtually crack open the Yale Herald’s Freshman Issue, because we made it for you. Then come hang out with us at 305 Crown or find us sunbathing on Cross Campus (while we still can). Write for us! Be friends with us! We can’t wait to meet you.

David Rossler
Editor-in-Chief

Keep reading here!

Posted in UncategorizedComments Off on Yale Herald Freshman Issue

Kim K’s #WifeLife

Amid the scandal of this year’s Grammys, the world’s chicest hobbit, Kim Kardashian West, Insta’ed a pic of a bunch of boxes. Inside those boxes were the brand new Kanye-designed space boots, the Adidas Yeezy Boosts. Kim’s #WifeLife required her to distribute these early releases to some of their closest, fanciest friends. The takeaway: some of these rappers have really small ass feet.

 

Don C., you’re off the hook because Google won’t tell me how tall you are. Your size nine feet may be in proportion.

You too, dainty Ibn.

Big Sean’s 8’s apparently also work, because, like me, my new best friend is 5’8″. Not so big, are you, Sean. Cool for him that Ariana Grande is one foot tall.

Diddy, Diddy, Daddy. SMH. Okay, Puff, I wear a nine too, but Sean and I are basically midges. Google just told me you’re 6’. Ur weird.

Jay Z?? You’re 6’2” and you also wear a nine!!! Why are you a giant with geisha feet?

 

These dudes and their tiny feet must be fuckin pissed at Kimmy. WTF Kimmy.

Posted in UncategorizedComments Off on Kim K’s #WifeLife

BEST SINGLES OF 2015 TO FEATURE PAUL MCCARTNEY

Music “legend” Paul McCartney has been making quite the comeback in recent weeks! Although the knighted Sir was known for singing in the Beatles, his recent collabs with Kanye West on “Only One” and with Ye and Rihanna on “FourFiveSeconds” reveal his knacks for the piano and guitar, respectively. But he’s not finished! As contracts are being renewed for the new year, all the major labels are requiring their artists to release a collab with Big P. Here are the three singles we’re most excited for.

 

unnamed

“Wild Heart”
Britney goes acoustic, mourning the loss of her toe ring in a fountain. Mr. McCarthy accompanies on the flute.
unnamed
“Blame Game”
Hip hop heavyweight Rick Ross sings of that one great pillow-fight before it all went wrong to Paul’s resounding cello.
unnamed-1
“Shimmer”
Crooner Katie Perry gets back to her roots in this meditation on eating treats in a PetCo before getting to the register. Paul, whose hair is very dark but very old, is rumored to take a solo on the clavichord.

 

Posted in UncategorizedComments Off on BEST SINGLES OF 2015 TO FEATURE PAUL MCCARTNEY

LETTER FROM AN EDITOR: Fri., Jan. 30, 2015

Earlier this year, some unwitting bozo from an entryway over stumbled into my common room through the emergency exit, setting off the door’s alarm. He apologized and stumbled away, and we called facilities to turn the alarm off. After 10 minutes, there was a knock on the door, but it wasn’t facilities, it was Luchang Wang, SM ’17, who lived right below us in Silliman entryway M. She asked if we needed help and swiftly disabled the alarm with some wondertool she pulled out of her pocket. She demanded no thanks, just smiled and left when the job was done. Facilities never came.

I can’t claim to have known Luchang well, but in the last few days it has become clear that the humble kindness she offered in disabling our alarm was completely in character. Every commemorative Facebook post I’ve read offers a different anecdote to a similar effect. Our community’s loss is palpable, not just in Silliman, but throughout the university. We at the Herald offer our deepest condolences to Luchang’s friends and family, and hope that our campus takes this time to come together in Luchang’s honor.

In the wake of this tragedy, Emma Goldberg, SY ’16, discusses the challenges and importance of setting aside time from busy schedules to mourn as a community in Opinion.

In this week’s cover article, Alessandra Roubini, JE ’16, questions Yale University Properties and who it serves—the Yale or New Haven communities, or some combination. In Features, Joanna Lee, SY ’17, compares the Ferguson responses of various campus organizations, and in Opinion, Alexandra Williams, SM ’17, responds to the widely publicized Tahj Blow, SY ’16, incident.

There’s lots more: Read about Selma and CitizenFour in Reviews. Check out Culture for bluegrass and cheese. But first, take a minute for Luchang.

 

Love,

David Rossler

Managing Editor

Posted in UncategorizedComments Off on LETTER FROM AN EDITOR: Fri., Jan. 30, 2015