Toilet paper aisles are going empty and poopers are getting desperate. Here are six thrifty TP solutions to get you through the pandemic. By Alex Mumm

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It turns out all of your insecurities are true. Literally no one likes you. By Alex Mumm

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A man in Florida has a solid day. That’s it. Just a good day. By Alex Mumm

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Some students are tired of law and order, so they formed a club to talk about it. By Alex Mumm

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CU Boulder has fallen off of the top party school rankings. The president of the university wants to change that. By Alex Mumm

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Passive voice cannot be detected by students at CU Boulder, which is angering professors. By Alex Mumm

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The more confusing the word, the smarter you are. By Alex Mumm

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The word “sidewalk” sounds too much like “side chick,” leading some CU students to advocate for changing the word altogether. By Alex Mumm

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Late Night comedy is beating a dead horse with Trump, and CU students are starting to do the same. By Alex Mumm

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