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Law Professor Discusses Clerkship With Stevens

A former clerk for Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens, Emory U. Law Professor Robert Schapiro recalls the retiring justice as an intellectual mind who never lost sight of the individual despite the Court’s oft-perceived aloofness.

“Justice Stevens was concerned about the effects of cases on individuals and what the justice system meant to each person,” Schapiro said.

As reflected in his opinions and dissents, Stevens believed the Court should be open to all individuals, rich or poor, with no barriers of access or immunities for anyone, Schapiro said. Schapiro clerked for Stevens from August of 1991 to 1992 after sending out an application in his third year of law school.

Stevens, who announced his planned retirement on April 9 and will leave the Court when the summer recess begins, leaves behind a legacy of commitment to arriving at the right answer, Schapiro said.

“He looked at each case on its own to figure out the right answer without being especially concerned with how it would fit into some larger ideology,” Schapiro said. “He would always say to just do the right thing, and don’t worry about how it would be perceived, whether too liberal or too conservative. Just get the case right.”

According to Schapiro, Stevens subscribed to the belief that the bigger picture follows from properly deciding the individual cases — in other words, individual cases should not be decided based on how they fit into a larger view.

Some of Stevens’ most notable majority opinions include those written in Hamdan v. Rumsfeld (2006) and Clinton v. Jones (1997). In the former, Stevens upheld the view that the Constitution extended to those accused of engaging in terrorism. In Clinton v. Jones, the majority ruled that the president does not have immunity from a civil suit. Both cases articulated Stevens’ firm belief that no one should be excluded or exempt from the judicial system.

Schapiro said his experience clerking for Stevens included reviewing petitions for certiorari and working on drafting opinions. Clerks typically divide up the petitions received and write memos on those that merit analysis.

“It was nice that there’s no requirement on writing a memo for all petitions because you get the sense that the justice trusts your judgment on that,” Schapiro said. He said that since Stevens did not participate in the cert pool, where the memo written by one clerk circulates to all participating justices, he knew his memos were on important issues and were directly addressed to Stevens.

After opinions were assigned, Schapiro said, Stevens would pen the first draft before passing it on to his clerks.

“It was up to you to work on that opinion. That was frankly a daunting experience at first, and we felt constrained to change much or to expand on it,” Schapiro said. “But that’s what’s expected. You fill it in and have exchanges back and forth with the justice.”

During his clerkship, Schapiro worked on Planned Parenthood v. Casey (1992), which reaffirmed a woman’s right to abortion as established in Roe v. Wade (1973), among other cases.

Stevens’ departure from the Court grants President Obama a second opportunity to nominate a justice to the high court. The nomination and following confirmation process come at a time of notable polarization in Congress and will likely intersect with the midterm elections in the fall.

Several news sources have cited U.S. Solicitor General Elena Kagan, former Harvard Law School dean, as one of the frontrunners. Schapiro said Kagan would add an amount of diversity to the Court if nominated and confirmed, since she — unlike the currently sitting justices — has never served as a judge.

Schapiro said that while he has no particular preferred candidate on the short list, he hopes to see someone who remains similarly concerned with the effect of law on individuals.

“[Stevens] never lost sight of the role of law protecting individuals and on individuals. I hope his success maintains that focus,” Schapiro said.

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Actor opens up about ‘Saved By The Bell’ experiences

Mark-Paul Gosselaar, best known as Zack Morris from the hit ‘90s television show “Saved by the Bell,” spoke about his struggles and successes as an actor at Emory U.

Gosselaar began by stating he did some research on college prior to preparing his speech since he never attended college himself.

“I was shocked to find you’ve been doing this for four years,” Gosselaar joked. “I thought the college years lasted for only 22 episodes.”

When discussing the evolution of “Saved by the Bell,” Gosselaar noted that the show was a spin-off of a series that aired for one year called “Good Morning, Miss Bliss.”

The show featured several of the characters from “Saved by the Bell” and took place in Indiana.

Gosselaar said when “Good Morning, Miss Bliss” was revamped most people did not notice the classmates had inexplicably moved from Indiana to the Pacific Palisades in California.

Gosselaar said he enjoyed making “Saved by the Bell,” and explained he felt several of the issues presented in the show mirrored the issues the actors were experiencing in their lives.

“For me, ‘Saved by the Bell’ really was my high school,” he said.

He explained that while parts of television shows may coincide with real-life situations, television often ignores the larger problems in life.

“TV offers a version of real life that is designed to distract people from what is real life,” Gosselaar said.

For Gosselaar and his co-stars, high school entailed a few hours of schooling a week.

Gosselaar said he never had to write papers and mainly just had to fill out multiple choice packets every week.

He joked that if he had to write a thesis, he could have written about hair, given the intense, ritual color-treatment he had to undergo on a regular basis to portray the fair-haired Morris.

After “Saved by the Bell” ended, Gosselaar said he struggled to find work.
“Every time I went into a casting office they expected a blonde-haired guy from the Palisades,” Gosselaar said. “I was a brown-haired dude from the valley.”

In the meantime, Gosselaar planned his wedding, a small ceremony in Hawaii.

After two and a half years making regular trips to the unemployment office, Gosselaar landed a part in a television movie.

“It turns out the moment you let things go is the moment you touch down,” Gosselaar said.

Gosselaar encouraged students to pursue their passions despite any obstacles they may face.

“No one’s life flows without disappointment and pain,” Gosselaar said. “We all have our ups and downs.”

In an interview with the Wheel before his speech, Gosselaar acknowledged that this was the first time he had to deliver an address of such a length and was eager for the challenge.

“I thought it was time for me to open up about my experiences on ‘Saved by the Bell’ and in life in general.” Gosselaar said. “I have been very reserved at times, and I felt this was a safe environment to express myself. I hope students walk away with a little more knowledge of where I came from and the sort of things that have shaped me over the years.”

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15 Questions with Jane Goodall

The world-renowned conservationist and iconic friend of the chimpanzees talks about her past in the field and her future spreading the message of coexistence with our planet.

1. Fifteen Minutes: You traveled to Lake Tanganyika at age 26 without any formal training or university degree. How did you come to work under anthropologist and paleontologist Dr. Louis Leakey?

Jane Goodall: I had gone out to Kenya to stay with a school friend. I had to then get a job, because you don’t sponge on your friends, and I had heard about Louis Leakey. So I went to see him at the museum. I told him I was interested in animals and that ended up with him offering me a job as his secretary. And that’s how it began. Pretty amazing.

2. FM: Is there a single moment or event from your time at Lake Tanganyika that most stands out in your mind?

JG: I would say that there were three special moments. One was the first time that a group of chimpanzees let me close and didn’t run away, because they had been running away for weeks and weeks and weeks and I knew that if the money ran out, that would be it. And then after that, about a year later, Flow had her infant Flint and just after he was able to walk she actually allowed him to come up and reach out and touch my nose. And the third one was about that same time. I was following David Greybeard, who was the first to lose his fear of humans, and I thought I had lost him. I was going through a thick tangle and I found him sitting, waiting—at least it seemed he was waiting. I picked up a palm nut lying on the ground, which they love, and held it out to him and he didn’t want it. He turned his head away, I put my hand closer, he took the nut, dropped it, and then very gently squeezed my hand—which is how chimps reassure each other. So that was a perfect communication using a form of communication that clearly predates words.

3. FM: How long did the process of giving and learning names take?

JG: As soon as I got to recognize them as individuals, I gave them names. There were some in the very early days that I named and then wasn’t quite sure about, so some of the very early names kind of disappeared. But basically, once I was sure, I gave them a name.

4. FM: Gombe, the primary site of your research in Africa, has been the source of over 200 scientific papers, 35 Ph.D. dissertations, more than 30 books, and has contributed even more to general popular knowledge. What do you consider to be your work’s greatest contribution?

JG: Overall, basically that the chimps have shown that there is no sharp line dividing us from the rest of the animal kingdom, that we’re part of the animal kingdom. That’s because there are so many biological similarities and behavioral similarities. Then if we want a more specific contribution, I hope that my work will eventually show the tremendous importance of early experience—the difference between good mothering and bad mothering in chimp society. The offspring of the mothers who are less protective, less supportive, less affectionate, less playful—they tend to be tense and nervous in their interactions with others and they’re not as successful.

5. FM: What do you believe to be the strongest evidence for the idea of the dividing line between humans and animals “getting blurrier”?

JG: In my mind it’s the biological similarities, tying into and leading into, for example, the emotional similarities. And also the behavioral similarities—for example, the strong family bonds.

6. FM: So what are the greatest similarities that you observe between humans and chimpanzees?

JG: The non-verbal communication, kissing, embracing, holding hands, patting on the back, swaggering, throwing rocks, using tools, making tools, nurturing infants; showing real altruism by rescuing infants, adopting them, caring for them. And then on the reverse side you get this brutal behavior and a kind of primitive inclination to war as well.

7. FM: Do we have anything to learn from them?

JG: That’s where you come back to the tremendous importance of early experience, which human child psychiatrists and psychologists are now talking about all the time. And interestingly, it was the early child psychologists who were far more interested in what I brought back from Gombe than any of the ethologists, because of the mother-infant relationship that I had found.

8. FM: What impact has your observation and research had on your interactions with other human beings?

JG: I don’t really think it has had any. I think that my own interactions with humans were probably determined by my amazing mother and my wonderful family. Perhaps my years with the chimpanzees made me observe humans in a different way, but not really interact with them in a different way.

9. FM: Why do you begin many of your talks speaking in “chimpanzee”?

JG: Because I like to bring the voice of an animal into a space. I have been to so many conferences which are all about animal welfare or animal rights or something like that and people are bickering about who does what and it’s a squabble for money and sometimes the animals become pawns and almost forgotten. So I like to bring that voice right into the space to help us understand that we’re not alone on this planet.

10. FM: Your work has turned to conservation—what do you believe is our place in the natural world?

JG: We are part of and not separate from the animal kingdom. We have to learn to live in greater harmony with the natural world because we are in the process of creating so much destruction that the point will come when mother nature can’t restore herself.

11. FM: What message were you trying to pass on to the Harvard community during the discussion in Sanders?

JG: I think basically that we can’t live through a day without making an impact, that we should spend a bit of time thinking about the consequences of the choices we make each day and realize that if they’re multiplied a billion times you start to see the kind of change that we must have if we care about the world for our future. There’s no point in me trying to kill myself to try to save chimps or forests, or for anybody trying to save anything, if the same old business as usual continues. It’s got to change.

12. FM: Here at Harvard there is a growing movement to become more “green” and move towards more sustainable development. What do you think is the best thing that students can do in terms of environmental conservation?

JG: You really have to start with yourself and then whether or not you reach out to others really depends on whether or not you’re the right person to do it. Some people are really good at arguing, and that doesn’t really change peoples opinions. But if you can get into their hearts, that’s what’s so important. Make people think about this question: if we’re the most intellectual animals that have ever walked on this planet, which we are, why are we destroying our only home? I think we’ve lost wisdom, the kind of wisdom where people say, “How will this decision affect people generations ahead?” Now we make decisions based on, “How will it help me now or in next year’s shareholders meeting or next year’s political campaign?”

13. FM: And are you hopeful for the future?

JG: I’m hopeful for the future because our Roots & Shoots program is now in 120 countries. So everywhere I go there are all these energetic, enthusiastic and inspired young people showing me, telling me what they’ve done, what they’re going to do to make the world better for people, for animals, for the environment.

14. FM: 2010 is the 50th anniversary of the Jane Goodall Institute. What do you think the next 50 years will bring?

JG: Hopefully, we’re going to build an endowment and this endowment will enable us to absolutely ensure the future of the Gombe research. It will provide security for our sanctuaries for orphaned chimpanzees whose mothers have been shot for bush meat. And it will allow the Roots & Shoots program to get a firmer foundation.

15. FM: And what’s next for you?

JG: That’s in the hands of the good Lord, but—provided I maintain my health and my energy—I will continue to try to reach into some of these places where we haven’t yet reached. Fortunately there are all these amazing, talented, and inspired young people. Hopefully, I can start something and it will grow from that little seed.

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Larger breasts pay off for waitresses, study finds

Cornell U. marketing and tourism professor Michael Lynn surveyed 374 waitresses about their perceived “sexiness,” breast size and other physical characteristics and correlated these results with the amount of tips the waitresses received.

His results indicate that evolutionary instinct trumps the ideals many patrons profess. Though most customers say they reward service, Lynn reports that quality of service has less than a 2-percent effect on the actual tip.

Instead, he found that waitresses with larger bra sizes received higher tips — as did women with blonde hair and slender bodies.

While this may seem self-evident to some, Lynn said that “it’s always important to test what seems like obvious cultural wisdom.”

Lynn believes his research, conducted from a wide range of women, is important because it “fills in some holes” in the area of tipping behavior.

“This study uses a broader array of stimuli as they appear three-dimensionally … to themselves and their customers,” he said.

Lynn explained that his study could be useful to a potential waitress as it can help gauge her “prospects in the industry.”

“It also informs management decisions about who to hire,” Lynn added, explaining that servers who earn higher tips are more desirable employees because they are likely to stay at their job longer. Higher tips also indicate higher customer approval of the server, and by association, the establishment in general.

“[Restaurants] might very well want to hire waitresses who will earn larger tips,” Lynn said. “[These employees] can largely be identified through their physical characteristics.”

He acknowledged that such an open policy could offend some people.  In actuality, Lynn noted that many employers already take into account their applicants’ appearances. He referred to the popularity of Hooters and other similar “breastaurants” that openly capitalize on men’s affinity for “attractive” — and in particular, busty — servers.

“Ugly people are not a protected class, legally,” Lynn said. “It is not in fact illegal to hire only attractive waitresses.”

He also discussed the evolutionary basis for the tipping pattern.

“Evolutionary theories suggest that men [who] find women with large, non-droopy breasts attractive … would leave more offspring behind,” he said.  Such qualities in women suggest greater “reproductive potential,” according to Lynn.

Lynn said that his research implications could plausibly be extended to the world beyond the restaurant as well.

“In general, attractive people earn higher incomes … and are evaluated more favorably,” he said.

Lynn’s results were met with distaste and disappointment from some of his colleagues at Cornell.

“I am disappointed but not surprised to learn that female servers with larger breasts receive more generous tips,” said Prof. Sherry F. Colb, law, who studies sexual equality.

Colb criticized the tipping system in general as facilitating the kind of discrimination that Lynn uncovered.

“Like the employer who fails to promote an employee because she does not sufficiently conform to the feminine stereotype, restaurant owners share in the blame for utilizing a pay structure that turns unenlightened customers into the ‘boss’ in charge of determining a server’s take-home pay,” she said.

Colb suggested instead that a uniform percentage “gratuity” be charged with each meal.

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Movie review: Big Blue Watery Road

Last Earth Day, Disney decided to premiere the first in a new collection of documentary films by Disney Nature — Disney Earth. The film was enough of a success to launch another Earth Day film, Disney Oceans, that would capture the beauty beneath the sea. The film was directed by Jacques Perrin and Jacques Cluzard, both know for shooting nature documentaries.

The film begins with reminding audiences of the childlike curiosity people have for the ocean. The movie opens with children running towards the ocean and one boy wondering what is beneath the sea — something we have all wondered. From that moment on, the film dove underneath the ocean, showing audiences wonders that you could never have imagined while riding the waves on the coast.

Pierce Brosnan narrates the film, sounding as astute as ever. His voice is easy to listen to and enjoyable, however the lack of real passion in his voice made the film resemble the kind of film you might watch when your sixth grade science teacher is out sick. But unlike the videos substitutes used to play, this film was spectacularly filmed and produced, so Brosnan’s voice was pleasantly overshadowed.

One particularly awe worthy aspect of the film was the ability of the camera to get exceptionally close to these animals and capture them in their natural habitats. The smallest features on the smallest animals were sharp and clear, such as the little legs on the starfish. The only negative part of the clarity was that it was almost confusing — as the details and the ability to project them on the screen could make it difficult to tell how small these animals really are. The largest whale in the film, the magnificent blue whale, was filmed next to a diver so the magnitude of the largest animal of the world (100 feet long) could be understood.

The animals that were featured in Oceans benefited greatly from the high-tech cameras. These oceanic creatures were among the most unique fish in the entire world. One cannot even imagine how wide a variety of fish there are in the different parts of the world. Comparisons are made to the ocean being another universe, and to the fish being the aliens. Seeing some of these fish, ranging from strange to gorgeous (most notably the blanket octopus and the Spanish dancer fish), makes audiences wonder how they have shared a planet with them for this long without realizing their existence. Of course, more traditional ocean dwellers are prominent in the film such as sea otters, dolphins and starfish.

Oceans effectively weaved stories into the film — which could have been overdone leaving the film feeling false or could have been missing, which would have left audiences with an aesthetically pleasing collection of fish, and no stimulating story. There are a few cute anecdotal fish stories that Brosnan narrates. For example, the symbiotic relationships between smaller fish and their larger counterparts (which involve the smaller fish cleaning the larger ones with no fear of being consumed) included well-placed and appropriate jokes that lightened the mood of the film.

Appropriately so, the film contained necessary environmental arguments including the dangerous effect of run-off in the oceans from lakes and streams, the melting of the polar ice caps and hunting of endangered fish or harming innocent unwanted fish while hunting for others. Oceans could have come off overly preachy while delivering these messages, however the beauty of the oceans spoke for themselves. After an hour of watching the fish and marine mammals, the arguments resonated without much persuasion.

Audiences will enjoy more than breathtaking images of creatures that most people would have never seen before; they will laugh and cry in the film, as the expert filmmakers somehow created empathy from the audiences with the marine creatures.

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Center turns research into patents

As Arthur Erdman observed high-class research in the medical device field being done at U. Minnesota, he noticed nothing usable in the field was being produced.

“Many of the ideas were put on a shelf and never went anywhere,” Erdman, professor in mechanical engineering, said.

In an effort to translate this research into something functional in medical practice, the University built a center solely devoted to furthering research in the medical device industry.

The Medical Devices Center is a facility that combines brainstorming, developing and testing intended for turning basic research into medical devices.

Erdman, who is the director of the center, said one emphasis of the center is to create a patentable device out of research that originated at the University.

The facility’s 11 rooms contain the equipment necessary to keep the entire process under one roof.

“We wanted to be able to walk around and get everything we need on one floor,” Erdman said.

After the brainstorming process of how to develop the medical device, a prototype is made, which Erdman said is the key to furthering the development of the idea behind the medical device.

Aiding the process of translating the brainstorm into a three-dimensional model are SMART Boards, which is a white board that automatically copies everything written on the board into a printable file, according to Lucas Harder, lab supervisor for the Medical Device Center.

“It helps us in getting the prototype into a three-dimensional model as quickly as possible,” Harder said.

Erdman said prototyping an idea is crucial because it ensures that everyone involved in its development is on the same page.

“Usually the inventor has one idea, but the engineer may be thinking it is something different,” Erdman said.

Once a three-dimensional prototype is created, Erdman said the prototype can actually be tested at the center.

Although testing usually leads to more fails than success, Erdman said the process takes a couple of days where before the center the same test could take months.

“Everyone stays engaged and excited because you are not just waiting,” Erdman said

Harder said almost all of the material, including catheters, needles and even other medical devices, has been donated from medical device companies like St. Jude Medical and Boston Scientific.

The undergraduates, graduates, and fellows at the center have access to these materials at their convenience, according to Harder, who said students often dismantle medical devices worth around $2,000 to learn about the device.

“They can do that,” Harder said. “It is a huge advantage to be able to test things and see what is out there.”

Erdman said this contributes to the center’s other emphasis, which is teaching students about the medical devices in a way different from anything they have ever experienced.

“Rather than working theoretically, they are making stuff and getting experiences,” Erdman said.

Also taking advantage of the center are the four members of the Medical Devices Fellows Program, which is a program that places post-doctoral students into the heart of medical device design.

Marie Johnson, Ph.D., director of the center’s fellows program, said the team of four is first put through a “boot camp,” where they listen to prominent people from the industry, which include CEO’s, clinicians, patent attorneys and other researchers.

Eric Little, Ph.D., senior innovative fellow at the center, said the knowledge gained is vital to build a common base of knowledge with the team, which comes from vastly different educational backgrounds.

Once the group has acquired the knowledge, they are put into the clinical setting by observing surgeries and identifying places of need for medical devices, according to Johnson.

Johnson said she expects her fellows to come back with at least 200 observations related to medical devices.

Before these ideas are translated to prototypes, the group is required to fully understand the location the device will affect down to the cellular level.

Karl Vollmers, Ph.D., senior innovation fellow at the center, said the process teaches that a great idea is a small part of the process.

“In order to be successful, everything has to be designed with the end user in mind,” Vollmers said.

Johnson said this train of thought has already produced 20 medical device patents through the program, which is in its second year.

The medical device industry in Minneapolis and St. Paul is one of the biggest in the nation, and Erdman said whether it is through developing patents or in educating students, the center is contributing to that industry.

“We are working to solve healthcare problems, and what better place to do it than in the Twin Cities,” Erdman said.

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Hunger strikers meet with campus officials

Members of the “Hungry For Justice Coalition” will meet with campus officials at U. California-Berkeley a day after Chancellor Robert Birgeneau issued a letter responding to the strikers’ demands.

Four students and one union worker will have an informal discussion with Executive Vice Chancellor and Provost George Breslauer and Vice Chancellor for Student Affairs Harry Le Grande Thursday at 4 p.m.

In the statement, Birgeneau addressed each of the demonstrators’ six demands, stating he is “personally prepared” to speak out against the recently passed Arizona immigration law and will join with others in urging President Barack Obama to find a way to repeal the law, “repairing a clearly broke federal immigration law system.”

Members of the Hungry for Justice Coalition met at 2 p.m. to discuss Birgeneau’s response but will not comment until after the meeting, according to senior Horacio Corona, currently in his 75th hour without food. A meeting was attempted Wednesday between student strikers and Breslauer, but the talk was called off when campus officials refused to let Tanya Smith, president of the University Professional and Technical Employees Local 1, join the students.

In the letter Birgeneau said the campus has already hired eight out of 33 laid-off custodians and will try to rehire more laid-off employees as new positions open up.

Birgeneau said he will not acquiesce to the strikers’ demand to have UC Berkeley declared a sanctuary campus for undocumented students because there may be the “unintended consequence of putting undocumented students and other community members at risk for heightened scrutiny.” He also said undocumented students would not be put at risk if they contacted UCPD to report crimes or threats.

The chancellor also declined to drop conduct charges against all student activists, as the strikers requested, saying the campus has already dropped cases against those involved in the Dec. 11 “Open University” demonstration and that the circumstances surrounding the Nov. 20 Wheeler Hall occupation disrupted the campus community.

“On November 20th, 3800 students were prevented from attending classes by the actions of the protesters who occupied Wheeler Hall and a number of our buildings were disrupted by falsely pulled fire alarms,” he said in the statement. “We have an obligation to all members of our community to ensure that our (normal) campus activities are not disrupted and our Time, Place and Manner rules are upheld.”

The campus will not suspend conduct procedures, but a task force of students, faculty and staff will be created to reexamine the conduct process.

In response to the strikers’ demand that the campus accept “responsibility for the violence and escalation of the confrontation surrounding Wheeler Hall on Nov. 20 and Dec. 11,” Birgeneau said he regrets the incidents that “brought physical and emotional injury” and that the campus is investigating the events led by the Police Review Board. A report from Wayne Brazil, professor of law and chair of the board, is expected by the end of the month.

“We are committed to fashioning policies and procedures that honor the University’s commitments to freedom of inquiry and expression, and to maintaining the kind of secure and safe environment without which free inquiry and expression would not be possible,” Birgeneau said in the letter.

Earlier this morning, two members of American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees Local 3299 announced they would join in the hunger strike.

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Column: Advice for the 18-year-old me

Dear 18-Year-Old Me:

Well, congratulations on both graduating high school and making it to your 18th birthday. In one month, you’ll be starting your first semester of college.

You’ll spend a few weeks feeling sorry for yourself, after being removed from everyone you knew and loved, but things will markedly improve around October when you meet the girls whom you’ll live with for the remainder of your time at school.

In your sophomore year, you’ll meet the guys who drive you crazy and give you headaches, while still somehow endearing themselves to you.

By your junior year, you’ll find yourself on a plane, ready to spend the next four months in Scotland.

You’ll return in time for your senior year, where everything suddenly seems more valuable because it will all end soon.

But, for now, you’re still 18, so enjoy the last summer of truly living at home. I’ve thrown together some bits of advice that might be helpful in the years ahead.

Make sure you surround yourself with good people. Avoid those who only bring out the worst in you.

If you appreciate someone, let them know. Give that certain professor a glowing review, but also tell their department chair about how much you enjoyed the class.

Hold onto more than just photos from parties and events. Keep old papers, exams, tickets stubs, etc. Take photos of a normal day, when you’re doing nothing more than hanging out in your dorm with a couple of friends. Nights at bars will always be fun to remember, but don’t overlook the time spent playing Mario Kart or watching your favorite Tuesday night show with your housemates.

Remember what Mom taught you: If you have a problem with something, take the initiative to get involved and fix it, like joining the Residence Student Council.

Your closest friends in college will become your family. Fighting will be an inevitability, especially if you live together. Hash it out, say (or yell) your piece, and then move on. One fight isn’t worth ending your friendship.

With that said, learn to pick your battles. Know when to stand up for yourself and when to hold your pride.

Go easy on College Activities. A lot of students will complain about the lack of events, while not actually participating in the events that are offered. College Activities has to somehow make 5,000 people happy, so try to be a bit forgiving.

Really get to know the people in your major. They’re the ones who not only have the same passion as you, but also they’re the ones you’re most likely to need as you all enter your respective fields of work.

You’ll have the next four years to try new attitudes, beliefs, etc., until you find the combination that best suits you. Make the most of your time, and don’t be afraid to go outside the paradigm. Either your leap into the unfamiliar will make you more secure in your understanding of yourself, or you’ll be able to start over after you graduate.

Finally, never forget about your family. They’re the ones who have been there for you for the last 18 years, and they’ll also be there for the rest of your life. Your college friends will become a second family to you, but don’t discount those you left behind.

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Movie review: ‘Best worst’ movie follows cast, crew of ’90s horror film

If “Best Worst Movie” were revealed to be a complete farce one day, impeccably acted by the cast of “Troll 2,” I wouldn’t believe it. What I find even harder to believe is that the cast and crew of “Troll 2” — a 1990 straight-to-video horror film with a Rotten Tomato rating of zero percent and a seemingly permanent place in Internet Movie Database’s bottom 100 films — are passionate, serious and, above all, insane.

“Best Worst Movie” is a documentary that follows the cult classic “Troll 2” and its fan base. The subject matter is limited, and all the information given in its 90 minutes could have been delivered succinctly in 20. It’s a good thing, then, that the film is structured more like a comedy than a documentary — you’ll be doing a lot more laughing than thinking.

The film introduces us to George Hardy, an actor-turned-dentist who played the role of the dad in “Troll 2,” while he is making himself a protein shake in his comfortably sized Alabama home. Hardy has found a career in dentistry, but the resurgence of the cult following of “Troll 2” has reignited his interest in acting. He is the main subject throughout the film, and we are introduced to past co-stars, the fan base and conventions through his eyes. There is a reason for this: He is the most sensible person in the entire production. The rest of the cast is too delusional to fit even within a Christopher Guest film. Mental patients, a crazy cat lady and brainless megalomaniacs — you name it, “Best Worst Movie” has it.

It would spoil the experience to reveal too much about the rest of the cast, but there is one character who is especially exemplary of the film’s (unintentional) comedic genius. Don Packard, who played the drugstore owner in ”Troll 2,” is revealed to have been a mental patient who played his role in the film a week after leaving the asylum. He claims to have really wanted to harm the child (played by Michael Stephenson) in the film and delivered his lines not as an actor but rather completely convinced of his role because of his mental state.

In text, this all seems a bit tragic, and the same can be said of all the lives that surround “Troll 2.” Even Hardy, introduced as a fun-loving dentist, becomes a profiteering hack by the film’s end, going door-to-door in Alabama’s ghettos telling residents to attend his film’s local screening because “It’s the best worst movie ever!” Yet, in execution, there is comedy to be found in all of this tragedy. It recalls “American Movie” more than any mockumentary: The tragedy is all too real, but the laughs are even bigger because of it.

Grade: A

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Star guard stays in NBA draft, ending college career

Ohio U. guard Armon Bassett will forego his senior season and remain in the NBA Draft, according to a statement the team released today.

The junior guard declared for the draft last month, but elected not to hire an agent. Bassett had until Saturday to decide to either return to school or remain in the draft.

“After speaking with Armon and his family, we all agreed at this point it was in Armon’s best interest to stay in the NBA Draft,” Ohio head coach John Groce said in the statement. “We are very thankful for all Armon has contributed to the Ohio men’s basketball program and we look forward to following his career from this point forward.”

In his only season as a Bobcat, Bassett helped Ohio reach the NCAA Tournament for the first time since 2005. He led the team in scoring at 17.1 points per game, but most of his accolades came during the team’s postseason run.

The Terre Haute, Ind., native averaged 29 points per game during the Mid-American Conference Tournament, which Ohio won. He then scored 32 points in Ohio’s 97-83 victory against Georgetown in the first round of the NCAA Tournament.

“I feel like after the run we had and the exposure we received, I’m ready to take this next step in my professional career,” Bassett said in the team’s statement. “After speaking with Coach Groce and my family, this is the best thing for me. I’ve enjoyed representing Ohio and I will always have great memories of what we were able to accomplish.”

The announcement came two days after the team suspended Bassett from all team-related activities after he pleaded not guilty to assaulting John Willis, a doorman at Courtside Pizza and Sports Bar, last Saturday night.

Willis appeared to have suffered a broken nose, according to a report from the Athens Police Department. Judge William Grim ordered Bassett to stay away from both Willis and Courtside Pizza.

Speculation arose last month that Bassett planned to play professional basketball when posts on his personal Facebook page suggested he planned to leave Athens.

Bassett did not register for Spring Quarter classes at the university until the end of the quarter’s first week of classes.

Ohio Athletics declined to comment throughout the process until releasing last month’s initial statement that Bassett had entered the draft.

Bassett’s departure will open another scholarship for the team. The Bobcats already had one open scholarship for next year, which opened when redshirt junior Asown Sayles elected to graduate this spring instead of returning for another year.

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