HeidegGerber Baby Food
Galileo GaliLay’s Chips
Martin Lutherbal tea
Nietzcheetos (ofc they are flaming hot)
Pythogorasberry pie!
René Decarton of milk
B.F. SkinNerds Rope
Henry David Thoreau-gaine (you are balding! and so you keep this in your kitchen!)
Francis Bacon (I didn’t have to change this one at all)