Top five Things underclass- men can do to get a head start on society rush

5 – Leave a copy of your résumé on the steps of Skull and Bones every time you pass.

4– Identify your least cool friends. Get rid of them.

3– Attempt to get rid of the anxiety problem that makes you have a panic attack every time you’re blindfolded.

2 –Try to be more accomplished in general. Like just be a better version of you.

1 –Write one really good journal entry questioning your pathological need for validation, just to get it out of your system.