Top five stories you made up about spring break
5.) You took an Uber with “the guy who does Cara Delivigne’s eyebrows.”
4.) A picture of your thighs with the caption “legs or hot dogs?” got on the LA LIFE snapstory
3.) You grabbed Action Bronson’s Beard at SXSW…“It was good.”
2.) You did a body shot off Gabe from The Office at a bar in Palm Springs.
1.) You didn’t go on Birthright.