Top Five ways to beat the February blues

5 –Befriend the mice you hear living in the walls by singing to them.

4 –Listen to The Graduate’s soundtrack for 48 hours straight.

3 –Dig a tunnel between your dorm and Bass using one of the rock solid chicken ten- ders from Durfee’s.

2 –Start writing detailed literary analyses of ABC’s The Bachelor.

1 –Live it up at Sunday Toads! You definitely won’t cry! Nope!