I pride myself on being generally well put together. If you asked me a year ago when to wear workout clothes in public, I’d say never. Oh, but I’ve learned. The best time to wear workout clothes is at dinner on Fridays and Saturdays. Show up at the dining hall right after your workout. It doesn’t have to be anything crazy, just enough for a healthy sheen and a little extra blood in your biceps. Then flaunt your stuff in your shortest shorts and your most see-through shirt. Why? Because these tricks watching you in the hot food line are gonna be grinding up next to you at Toad’s in like four hours. No one wants to be that hoe dressed unseasonably at Toad’s, but everyone fondly remembers that hoe from dinner, because it doesn’t count as being a hoe if you just came from the gym. Also people are hotter if you know (or are led to believe) that they work out. I learned that in Psych or something, or maybe I made it up. Either way, see you at dinner.