80- Percent of students trying to convince their parents to cut their trip short so they can use the hotel room
60- Percent of fans at the Yale-Dartmouth game who are football players’ parents
13.5- Items hidden away
8.5- Times your parents ask you ‘where is the party tonight?’
4.5- Days after the weekend ends before your room becomes unclean
3.5- Month’s rent Union League can pay in advance after the weekend
2.5- Parents who end up needing to roll through Yale Health