If you answered yes to any of these questions, please call me. If you answered yes to that last one in particular, though, then I have a surprise for you: there will be chicken tenders in the Slifka Dining hall tonight. Does anyone else remember that Curb episode about that chicken restaurant? Me neither. This is the most excited I’ve been for dinner since I had Chinese food at Christmas last year. Any day with chicken tenders is a day worth celebrating. As the Black Eyed Peas once said, “Mazel tov!”
Biz shpeter, betches! I’ll be by the sweet-and-sour sauce.