This is huge.
Up until now, the majority of scientists agreed that old people were a just a bunch of hooligans that threw caution to the wind. I think we all thought that old people never worried about their grandkids, or their cats, or their joint-pain.
No, no, no. Now we know that, as the study’s scientific director stated in an official press release, “the elderly are all pussies.”
Reportedly, upon learning of this discovery, one eighty-five year old woman thought about proving the scientists wrong, but then she decided it wasn’t worth it.