Looks like Supwitchugirl’s “I Love My Ducks” and Oregon State’s “Crank It Like A Chainsaw” have some competition.

In digging up all we could on the Nicholls State Colonels in anticipation of the opening game at Autzen Stadium Saturday afternoon, we stumbled across a school spirit video uploaded to YouTube back in May.

Performed by The Weekend Schemers, it’s called the “Colonel Pride Rap” and it covers everything a proper Thibodaux, La., resident can do in order to properly pay tribute to the home team. There’s big trucks, there’s bikini-clad girls, there’s even a segment shot in one of the university’s weight rooms. But why don’t you just stop reading and watch for yourself?