RING THE HARKNESS BELLS, because **HARLAN COHEN** (sp?) is coming to Yale to talk about sex.  He’s bringing his “Getting Naked” tour to college campuses everywhere faster than Macklemore is bringing whatever his tour is called to college campuses.  Sponsored by the FCC, he’ll be chatting about relayshes, etc. at a talk based on his new book, Getting Naked: Five Steps to Finding the Love of Your Life (While Fully Clothed and Totally Sober) on Monday, April 22 (Happy Earth Day!) @ 7pm in SSS 114, so DON’T B L8.

Some things we learn from his sneak peek teaser video:

• He’s on the road!!!  Kinky.
• He wants everyone to get lucky, but he is not a pimp.  Maybe he’s a leprechaun tho.
• “Bring your lying, cheating, awful friends to our event!”  What’s Theta’s panlist called again? (kidding! luv u girls)
• You get to TEXT your questions live!!  My fingers are SO ready.

So get pumped!  Harlan Cohen is coming, and I’ve never been more excited.