If you could choose any small animal and make it big, what would it be?
If you had a house made of anything, what would it be?
What is your deepest, darkest secret?
If you could be president, during what historical event would it be?
Would you rather lose all of your hair permanently or sweat melted cheese?
Cut an apple in half with your bare hands?
Have you ever peed in a swimming pool?
If you were a porn star, what would your name be?
What is your favorite sound?
What would you do if you worked on the set of Flubber and you caught Robin Williams with Flubber in his pants?
I’m not saying these aren’t the very best questions ever. They definitely are. I would love to be asked every last one of them. In fact, I often aimlessly wander around the produce aisle of Whole Foods just waiting for someone to ask me to cut an apple with my bare hands. No one ever has. So now I shop at Trader Joe’s. I also love the movie Flubber. It’s a classic, kind of like Pocahontas 2, but a little bit worse. But I must say, I’m a bit skeptical that these are the top ten questions asked. Mainly, because no one I know has ever been asked them. And I know about 15 people and I asked about four of them, so that’s a Fox poll right there.