Top Five Things To Do When The Weather Is Nice

5 – Cut a hole in your shirt where your sternum is so you get a good, even sternum tan.

4 – Breathe twice as fast so you can enjoy the day twice as much.

3 – Suggest that your section have class outside, circled around the Schwarzman Center, spaced out from each other at even intervals, envisioning a collective Ydea

2 — Show off your falconry skills on old campus.

1 – Figure out how to get that staple out of your hand