Clutch move. You can get a whole month of Adobe Photoshop for free, so it’s pretty much a no-brainer. Take a nice pic on a DSLR and then cut and paste. Crank up that good Goble glare because you attended Theta Crush. Hell yeah you did. So what if no one remembers seeing you at Crush, you were totally there. You turnt down for nothing. You dapped all the sweetest bros with your good hand. You side-hugged all the finest honies. Score. And now you’ve got a bunch of incred pics to show for it. See? You’re standing in front of a goddamn brick wall. You got yourself a freaking fancy drink. You’re wearing a vest. Legendary night.
D: Photoshopping yourself into promo posters for RB
Absolutely, if you can. Go to a parking garage and wear something cool and sexy. Play some hot beats and get loose like you always secretly knew you could. Take pics of your subtly ripped bod. Smile to yourself, knowing that everyone wants to be you. I don’t know, do whatever the freak you want, you’re in RB. Send a text to Chris Brown. Eat a bowl of hot caramel. Just try to get some shots before Garrett the parking garage attendant blasts you for trespassing again. Garrett has zero chill. Such a narc. Go back to your freaking basement, narc.
Fail: Photoshopping yourself onto Sasha Pup’s body and submitting it to Yale Campus Snap Story
Incredibly difficult. Far beyond my skill set. Absolutely no idea how one photoshops onto snapchat/if this is possible. The furthest I’ve come was drawing a mane on a selfie. Plus Yale Campus Snap Story is curated by a bunch of freaking tools. They only want the real Sash pup. Bunch of discriminators. If someone could figure out how to pull off this p-shop job, definitely hmu. That would be ledge. Just think: every chiquita on campus would gaze upon your noble brow and think quietly to herself: Wow. Looks soft.