The Bullblog 73: Cartoon Character

Originally Posted on The Yale Herald via UWIRE

This character still keeps me up at night. To think that someone at Nick thought, “Hey these kids aren’t going to shit their pants from this, GREEN LIGHT IT,” is beyond me. If I so as hear the opening chords to the theme song, I’ll need to call Dr. Horowitz for an emergency session.

CatDog, which might I add IS NOT A NAME, almost ruined my childhood. Maybe if they gave this thing a more sensible name, not just the conjoining of Cat and Dog, I could have gotten behind it. This thing had no tail. Just heads for tails. I still have no idea where they excreted. This thing was on the verge of combusting. Both couldn’t face forward when walking. In order to look forward when the other had the lead, the other had to do a 180 degree turn of the head which probably developed vicious arthritis. And on top of all that these opposing poles were assholes to each other. I hate you CatDog.

Read more here: http://yaleherald.com/bullblog/the-bullblog-73-cartoon-character/
Copyright 2025 The Yale Herald