North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, has not been seen in public since early September.  Many experts believe that he has been deposed and that his sister, Kim Yo-jung, may have taken over control. I present to you a number of possible locations where Kim Jong Un could be hiding.

Dennis Rodman’s House

You’re never too old for a sleep over.  If I had to guess, I would say that Rodman and Un are sitting on a couch, wearing snuggies, and watching reruns of Degrassi at this very moment.

Nickelback Concert

Fun fact about KJU: He played the triangle in Nickelback until he and Chad Kroeger had a falling out over their mutual love of Avril Lavigne.

Moad’s

Monday is the most underrated night to go to Toad’s. North Korean dictators love penny drinks.

The balcony of SSS

He read great reviews of Cold War on OCI and had to see what all the fuss was about.

North Korea

Let’s be honest, Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster could be playing double-dutch on the streets of Pyongyang, and no one in America would have any idea.