19.5- Cadet/Yalie hookups this past weekend
7.5- Percent of Jews on campus actually fasting for Yom Kippur
6.5- Family Weekend events you vow you’ll attend
4.5- Events you attend that you’ll be far from sober at
3.5- Seconds before deciding which direction to turn after entering Starr
1.5- Weeks before you threw in the towel on classes you started Cr/D/F
.5- Haircuts you’ll get all semester