Talking to terrariums? Yelling at passing taxis? Passive aggressively messaging SmarterChild, your old AIM robot?

This title of this event is ambiguous enough for your hipster friends to be okay with going to an organized function, but intriguing enough to excite even the most casual fans of mystery! All that is known for sure: conversations with things shall be had.

Whatever “Conversing With Things” may be, it’s happening at the Whitney Humanities Center every Monday and Wednesday until December 10. Put down your mason jar, don your most ironic t-shirt, and ride your fixed-gear bike over there! I suspect you’ll blend right in with the other patrons. Whatever is conversing with whomever, it’s guaranteed to be obscure.

Bonus Point: pose the question, “What even is a ‘thing’, anyway?” and run from the room.