Hold off on shitting on me for following NASA on Instagram for one sec–besides, it’s the best decision I’ve ever made. Perceive the above image. Now, this cost-effective space travel only applies to astronauts, but I betchya things are going to take off pretty fast.

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Soon, I (or my children, or my children’s children) will be in space, and it will not be cyber. If I were to pee my pants in excitement, it would float!

Dreams really do come true… Wet dreams, that is.