Everybody loves that friend who posts instagrams of everything he or she eats. It’s just an undeniable fact. So, out of complete selfishness, I have decided to compile a list of the best food instas around New Haven. Go ahead and take me to a meal so you can instagram me eating the following:
Cinnamon Roll Pancakes at the Pantry
If people ate as many CRPs as they insta’d, we would have a national cinnamon shortage crisis. Stop lying, we know that you just order one for the table and get four pics out of it.
Yale Waffles
A favorite of people who don’t go to Yale, so keep on posting them.
Maison Mathis Waffle
Lemme guess? You think that because you are doing the reading for your American Lit class that you get to “treat yo self” with a waffle and extra whip cream. Well ordering the waffle isn’t very “Counter Culture” of you anyway.
Sushi on Chapel Sushi/Sashimi Plate
If you’re gonna instagram this shit, at least be a bro and send me a snap of you doing a sake bomb first.
Granola/Yogurt Parfait
This is like the training wheels of foodstagramming.
Just to shake things up, once in a while you foodstagramers should sacrifice your classic still life for an action shot of you inhaling it. Or at least put that day’s YDN in the shot so we know that you aren’t pulling a fast one on us.