COUNTDOWN TO IPHONE 6

Originally Posted on The Yale Herald via UWIRE

Apple is set to release a brand new version of the iPhone tomorrow, and as per usual, the world awaits with bated breath.

Will it boast a Tupac hologram feature? Perhaps this new version will fold into a tiny Origami swan! What would REALLY be sick(s) is if they put old school Snake back on that puppy. Or maybe by this point Apple has produced a lil’ chocolate memory chip you can insert into your ear and munch on sometimes. Hehe, icky. One thing we can surely predict is that the iPhone 6 will have a way more secure connection with the ~Cloud~. Apple wouldn’t want to limit your nudey pics to Snapchats now would they?

Rumors abound, but alls we know fer sure is that you kids better Occupy Broadway! The 6 is gonna sell out pretty early tomorrow. Steak-out starts now. Prize? Paying a lotta $$ for a sapphire screen.

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