Every year, Sasquatch Music Festival goers are bound to forget some essential items that ensure a safer, more enjoyable experience. Some of these items include:

1. Water (Hydration is key)
2. Ticket (Register your wristbands, people!)
3. Chaser (for those 21+ or those fiending for a sugar high)
4. Sunscreen (SPF 30 or above)
5. Face paint (note: mirror or friend who claims they’re an artist recommended for improved use)
6. Bro tank (Please use your kindest words if another man-boy “looks at ‘your woman’ the wrong way”)
7. High-waisted jean shorts (’nuff said)
8. Flower crown (You wouldn’t want to be left out)
9. Sunglasses (A goofy pair is always a great conversation starter)
10. First Aid Kit (Neosporin and Band-Aids will save your life)
11. Calcium carbonate antacids (aka Tums)
12. Baby wipes (You can thank us later)
13. Rain jacket (seriously…)

Check those off the list and get to packing! In no time you’ll be dancing like this guy in the hot, hot sun. Happy Sasquatch, Oregon!