How much is 96,000 pounds anyway? One swimming pool? 50 truckloads? Enough to supply Kobayashi for life?
The community of those who don’t REALLY keep kosher, but keep kosher, is infuriated. Even more so angry, is the subset of those non-milk-and-meat mixing individuals who are lactose intolerant.
The hot dogs, however, do NOT peel back like string cheese. Oh well.