Do Dport kids smoke more than the average student? Can you stand next to the bench and smoke? Or do you need to sit? Is there a time limit/cigarette limit for the bench? Is the wind pattern conducive for smoking in this specific spot? What if there’s a line? Is there a hidden guard enforcing the rule? Is there a cigarette dispenser in the buttery?
All I know is, if you need to bum a cig, maybe this is a solid place to check.