Guy 1: “How much do you bench?”
Guy 2: “Like, once.”
—Rec center
Professor: “So, you all know some hipster in Minneapolis that has a pet goat.”
—Murphy Hall
“I picked my nose and smeared the booger on the wall. Yeah, I did that.”
—Comstock dining hall
Professor: “You might want to reconsider taking this course.”
—Tate Lab