These classes really are offered at Yale this semester. Too bad schedules were due last week.

ART 003: Blue

About: Da ba di, da ba die: If I was green I would die.

AMST 331: Musical Multimedia & Alternate Realities

About: Puff some cheeb and lets talk.

ENGL 984: Metapragmatics & Textual Culture

About: Guest lecturer: the NBA player formerly known as Ron Artest.

ENGL 114: “Faking It”

About: Until we make it.

LING 169: Meaning

About: Oh, you’ll see.

PHIL 426: The Problem of Other Minds

About: How to control them.

HIST 320J: Non-Chinese Dynasties in China

About: Glory days.

ANTH 455: Masculinity and Men’s Health

About: Protein.

HSAR 436: The Sacred & Profane in Late Medieval Europe

About: Thou art a douche.

LING 280: Morphology

About: Avatar.

MATH 616: Smooth Ergodic Theory

About: Hitch.

MATH 751: Random Permutations

About: Randos.

MATH 843: Flows, Foliations and Circles

About: Honestly, it could be about anything.

PHIL 281: Infinity

About: And Beyond!

REL 989: Accidental Theology

About: Oops!