Professor describing a graph in lecture: “And this is a negative relationship.”
[He lowers his voice]
“Just like most of the relationships in our lives.”
—Unknown
“I should switch to using meth to keep me awake.”
—Northrop Mall
“You should sleep in Anderson.”
“Anderson? No! Walter!”
“Wilson?”
—Ferguson Hall
Professor: “Amusingly, the animal dies, and the nitrogen goes into the soil.”