Crack is Back

Originally Posted on The Yale Herald via UWIRE

We’ve all done it. You know, light up a crack pipe after a few beers and then just sit back, relax, and scream racist/homophobic comments.  It’s not a big deal. It’s not like we’re living in the 1950s when crack was illegal.

It’s just not that big of an issue anymore, so can everyone just back off of Toronto Mayor, Rob Ford??  He didn’t lie about it.  Ford even said today, “I wasn’t lying.  You (the lame stream media) didn’t ask the right questions.”

I hope someone remembered to ask him if he inhaled.

Ford told the media today that he was just waiting for the magic word.  “If the media had just said, ‘Please, do you smoke crack?’ we could have put this issue to bed back in May.”

That means the press would have to explicitly ask him about every possible illegal thing he could have ever done.  Have you cut off your own hand and made a stranger carry it in their backpack? Have you dragged a dead horse down the street on a Sunday? Have you ever paid for a fifty-cent item with only pennies?

But in all seriousness this guys should actually resign immediately.  Smoking crack is really something for the post public service life.  Maybe he can still get in on that time-share in the Hamptons with Anthony Weiner.

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