Yo yo yo yo Piper Kerman is talking at a Davenport Master’s Tea at 4:30–today–I’m about to run there meet me there either go to this Master’s Tea because it’s going to be really dope or re-binge-watch OITNB because wtf else are you going to do right now but imagine how bad you’ll feel if you’re rebinge watching while the real Piper is talking about what it was really like to invent Crazy Eyes come on!!!! I’m walking out the door right now do it too see you there