To the unrefined human being, it may not matter that Halloween is on a Thursday this year, but if you even matter a little bit you would know that this means it’s time to ask mom to pull out and dust off the old photo album titled “Jeremy October 1999″ because #tb motherfucking t to that adorable ass Scooby Doo costume where the face is basically coming out Scooby’s mouth.

What filt are you gonna use for your Halloween-as-a-one- or two- or thirteen-year-old insta? Use “Valencia” if you were a Cheetah Girl 2 (the one where the Cheetahs do Spain…IceBarcelona soon?) in 4th grade. Use “Kelvin” if you were a scientist because those are the only people that use Kelvin ever (you have successfully relinquished your Sc credit if you got this joke!).  Use “1977″ if you were a “hippy,” because, like Cheetah Girls, that’s so fucking Raven.

Use fall break wisely—go into your attic and find that snap of you in a lobster costume because that shit is going to get SO many likes. Don’t be that person that throws it back sans the #trickortreat accompaniment.  Like, T-O-T and T-B-T on the same day…woah. I love when holidays like these combine. And you can bet your goddam candy corn that I’m going to lose my shit when this Hannukah/Thanksgiving mixer comes around.