“I would literally rather see him naked,” a girl on the crew team told the Bullblog. “Udry should be wearing a vaguely-Hawaiian-inspired tunic, and he’s not.”
“Do you know what that box above the marginal cost curve is?” she added.
Udry acknowledged the change as a weather-related decision. At the time of this post, 15 students have dropped the class, citing his radical outfit change as the major reason.
“Maybe it’s the government shutdown,” a freshman suggested. “Speaking of which, what is a natural monopoly?”