THE INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE IS OVER. AND IT’S NOT THE FAULT OF THE GAYS. BRUCE AND KRIS JENNER ARE DONE AND BECAUSE OF IT I’M NOT STUDYING FOR FORMAC. JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN WAS IMPORTANT, THIS HAPPENED AND HONESTLY WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA? ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THE SANCTITY OF KARDASHIAN MARRIAGE AND I’VE HAD ENOUGH KARDASHIAN SEPARATION THESE PAST FEW MONTHS WITH LAMAR’S BULLSHIT. THE KARDASHIANS HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MUCH. KENDALL IS OUT OF THE HOUSE LIVING IN MALIBU BUT WHAT ABOUT KYLIE? WILL KENDALL COMPLETELY DETACH HERSELF FROM HER KARDASHIAN SIDE? KRIS JUST WANTS TO HAVE LUNCH WITH HER DAUGHTER, BUT KENDALL JUST WANTS TO DO OUTDOORSY STUFF WITH BRODY. KYLIE HAS THE COOLEST TUMBLR, BUT WILL SHE NOW POST MORE SAD DRAKE LYRICS? IT’LL BE LIKE KYLIE’S SWEET SIXTEEN NEVER HAPPENED BECAUSE IN HINDSIGHT IT WASN’T SWEET IT WAS JUST SAD BECAUSE NOW KRIS AND BRUCE ARE DONE. HOW MANY MORE KIDS WILL BRUCE HAVE? WILL HE MAKE ANOTHER SEX TAPE WITH A NEW WIFE AND NAME HIS NEW KIDS BRYAN, BRADY, AND BRYCE? I DON’T KNOW BECAUSE EVERYTHING I’VE KNOWN TO BE TRUE IS NOW A LIE. I UNFOLLOWED KIM, KOURTNEY, AND KHLOE ON INSTAGRAM TO KEEP MY RATIO SATISFACTORY, BUT  I FEEL LIKE I SOMEHOW CAUSED THIS SEPARATION AND AM NOW FOLLOWING THEM BACK IN HOPES THAT MAYBE THEY’LL RECONSIDER.

HOW MUCH WEIGHT WILL ROB GAIN?