If you walk across Cross-Campus this morning, you will notice a shocking public display: THE POOPETRATOR HAS STRUCK AGAIN. This avant-garde exhibition of fecal smearing is a challenge to the Yale community: “Don’t try to find me. You WON’T. There will be more victims.”

photo courtesy Larry

All this additional press and spotlight has only made this scoundrel more aggressive. He has now moved beyond the confines of the laundry room and pushed himself into our most sacred grounds. He has not only pooped on our clothes, he has proverbially pooped on the institution itself.

Enough is enough. As students with busy schedules and larger commitments, we have enough shit on the line to worry about actual shit on a line.

photo courtesy Larry