The Bullblog has received word on how freshmen tap classes for campus groups are going to be initiated.  Here’s the 411 so you know what to expect before anyone dials 911:

• The Purple Crayon – everyone covers themselves in hot wax with the help of WIPS, but no swearing allowed.
• Baker’s Dozen – there are 13 donuts, 5 handles, a pinky finger and 6 open spots in the group.  Do the math.
• Any YPU party – you are a locked in a darkened, wood-paneled room for three hours every week and have to discuss political philosophy with the heat on high and your blazer on tight.
• YDN TV – mandatory (blindfolded) manicure at JoBella and you have to sneak into the med school for some Botox to maintain that unwavering smile.
• Community Health Educators – everyone gets a spot in a condom race bracket and it is made into a drinking game.
• Red Hot Poker – you have to snort Flaming Hot Cheetos off the Theatre Studies DUS’s forearm.
• Buckley Program – mansion sleepover where you will solicit donations from the class of 1950.
• The Bullblog – you are given a cellphone number and the directions “across from Dunkin Donuts” but that’s it.

Get tapped, and best wishes!