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Herman Cain, one-time 2012 Republic presidential nominee frontrunner, spoke tonight at the Yale Political Union’s debate entitled: “Resolved: Redistribution is theft.” No matter what side of the aisle your beliefs fall on, at one point or another, everyone in the audience was united by a common though: “what is this guy talking about?!” Granted, Cain certainly made some kinda valuable points in his speech. However, The Bullblog has taken the effort to sift through the boring stuff about liberty, justice, blah, blah, etc. to bring you the “real talk” from the evening. In no particular order, the Top 10 most batshit comments from Herman Cain:

“Some of you may not have gone to a hog killing before… Well, I have. I call it Thanksgiving.”

Thanksgivings at the White House could’ve been awesome. Thanks again, America.

“If I had become president, I would’ve blown up half the departments in DC.”

Um…

“When was the last time a broke person gave YOU a job?!”

Actually, Mr. Cain, becoming president is sort of like getting a job from a broke person. Only this “person” is in 17 trillion dollar debt.

“I share with you three reasons—only three—I could do nine, but we don’t have time for 9,9,9.”

A healthy dose of self-deprecation to make all the liberal intellectuals in the room happy.

“In Washington DC, there is no Department of Happy.” 

#TRUF #REALTALK #PREACH

“Taking from one according to one’s ability and giving to someone based on another’s need? That’s what we call COMMUNISM!”

Ahhh anything but the dreaded COMMUNISM. Save us, Herman!!

“People object to Uncle Sam becoming Uncle Sucker”

No offense, but Uncle Sucker kind of sounds like a total bro.

“I give you all a personal invitation to visit my website, www.hermancain.com. Let me spell that for you: H-E-R-M-A-N C-A-I-N, DOT COM.”

T-H-A-N-K Y-O-U DOT COM

“Make your vote as students count!…at hermancain.com”

Again?

“Let me end with a quote from my favorite poet. “Life can be a challenge. Life can seem impossible. It’s never easy when there’s so much on the line. But you and I can make a difference. There’s a mission just for you and me.” That’s from the great poet, Pokémon.”

Honestly, this one speaks for itself.