Remember Victoria Marshman? If you do, ugh I love you, but if you don’t, she was that chick from Yale on America’s Next Top Model Cycle 9. She was not given the opportunity to still be in the running towards gracing the cover of Seventeen magazine and winning a Kia Sorento because of her less than 3% body fat and 5 foot long legs. NO! She made it to Hollywood because the hallway between Bass and Sterling is a literal catwalk. They say practice makes perfect, and lord knows she practiced her strut at 11:47pm for four straight goddamn years.

That hallway is a breeding ground for budding models. We Yale women (and men) walk that runway like our Intro to Art History grade depends on it! Let’s give a round of applause to not only the architect for perfecting that incline, but also to the structural engineer who made it an actual wind tunnel. Beyoncé’s wind machine my ass! This wind is natural, and that’s the way we Yalies like it. So if you’re feeling particularly down about your bombed Bain interview, look no further. Head  to Sterling library at 11:30pm, wait until the loudspeaker tells you to GTFO and get your game face smize on. You may not be America’s Next Top Model, but you are definitely Yale’s.