This year, 1260 pre-frosh from around the world (idk if that’s true or not, I’m just going for it) have descended upon our campus. You’ve seen them in line at Blue Hate looking at the menu, you’ve seen them asking where LC is, you’ve seen them sitting on a bench looking through little blue books that will inevitably lead them in the direction of some people you hate.
You’ve also probably seen their parents, because it’s estimated (thx Alisha) that 1200 parents are also here for Bulldog Dayz. That’s a lot, I think. It got me thinking. Given how prevalent divorce is these days, at least 75% of those parents are probably divorced, and I bet 50% of those people are probably single…
Though it’s not listed on the official Calendar of Events, tonight I’m hosting a mixer for Single Parents of Accepted Students in my apartment. The acronym for this group is SPAS(m). The mixer starts at 10PM and goes ’til late night. This is a mixer w/o mixers — hard stuff only. There will be a DJ and Shades will be performing. The first 25 parents will get a gift baggie (don’t look inside *___*). Text me when you get here and I’ll come get the door for you. Pre-frosh forbidden. <3