-a wetsuit?
-cowboy boots?
-a feather boa?
-Princess Diana’s ashes?
-a Snuggie?
-a turkey baster?
-a vial of someone else’s blood?
-a pair of boxers with Chuck Norris on them?
-a violin?
-three pounds of lard?
-a leather vest?
-a tent?
-an infant?
-a fatsuit?
-a laptop they’re willing to let me destroy?
-a year’s worth of Playboy magazines?
-three blind mice?
-access to a helicopter or something that flies and could maybe land in Cross Campus?
We need it for tonight. Thanks!