According to People Magazine, Jennifer Aniston is completing a “foodie tour of Connecticut”. Yet, she’s only been to Stamford and Greenwich. I don’t know what Jen is thinking… Literally get the fuck down to the Zoo Haven! Try out one of our fine eateries, like Educated Burgher, Sbarro in Union Station, or my personal fave Zeta’s Backyard Popeye’s. You’ve got nothing to lose (now that Brad Pitt’s gone), so come on down (or up?).