The NHL playoffs are back, and this is a good thing. For the next several weeks, puck fans can see the greatest show on Earth in the form of four rounds of postseason hockey.
Like I said, the playoffs are a good thing. But this shouldn’t blind us from a simple and obvious truth that gets hidden by the greatness of the sport.
Gary Bettman needs to be impeached.
Can we do that? I mean, is it possible to physically — not violently — remove a commissioner from his position if he has essentially done nothing but harm the sport he is supposed to govern and preserve?
People get fired all the time for not doing what they get paid to do. The NHL commissioner is certainly not doing what he’s getting paid to do. The man has a net worth of over $30 million according to DaveManuel.com, and a good chunk of that comes as a perk of being the chief executive of a major North American sport. The man wants for nothing.
No, we — the fans and pundits of the NHL — can’t impeach him. It would take a vote from the owners who, ironically, he’s supposed to work for, not in opposition to.
I say ironically because of the simple and well-documented evidence against Bettman that seems to suggest he’s never actually worked for the owners, players or fans.
Gare Bear has held his seat since February of 1993, and in that time, has done more to damage hockey in the U.S. — but not in Canada, because not even the Almighty himself could lessen our northern brethren’s love of hockey, eh? — than any other commissioner in any other major sport… ever.
Thanks to three lockouts, the NHL has lost almost as many games to work stoppages than any of the three other major sports combined at over 1700. In that same span of time, the NBA, MLB and NFL have lost 788, 938 and one game, respectively, with the NFL’s one axed game being an exhibition.
The 2004-2005 lockout was the longest work stoppage in sports history, and the only time a full season has ever been thrown away for any reason. And what was that reason, you ask? To work on the league’s salary structure. OK, that’s fair. The NHL is notorious for its misgivings when it comes to collective bargaining. Except they needed to get rid of almost half the games a year ago to work on the same exact thing, almost as though Bettman decided, “Hey, it didn’t work last time. We messed up. Think I could get a do-over?”
The NHL was coming off its highest-grossing season in terms of revenue generated at $3.3 billion in 2011-2012, and was poised to continue that growth last season before the shortened season halted that progress and lost money for pretty much everybody.
But wait, there’s more.
Bettman’s failed attempts at league-expansion and the fallout from placing teams in non-hockey markets like Florida, Nashville, Atlanta and Phoenix is also well-documented.
While the Tampa Bay Lightning have “thrived”, and I use that term loosely here, thanks to a recent Stanley Cup win and the fact that franchise centerpiece Steven Stamkos is a bona-fide top five NHL forward, the rest haven’t been so lucky. The Predators have done OK thanks to the product they put on the ice most every season, but the Panthers continue to suffer financially mostly because they rely too much on filling the seats to make money without any lucrative TV deals or superstars in a place where hockey just simply is not popular.
Atlanta, the former home of the Thrashers, relocated to Winnipeg, which made sense. But the fact that there was a franchise there in the first place seems idiotic to me, and it has Bettman’s stench all over it.
Phoenix is perhaps the coupe de grace of this segment; the crowning jewel of Bettman’s league expansion fiasco.
Despite the fact that the Coyotes do seemingly vie for playoff spots year in and year out in an uber-competitive Western Conference, Phoenix remains one of the worst places to play hockey not because of the weather — the Dallas Stars are a very successful franchise in a similar area of the country — but because of the lack of interest and attendance they receive.
The crazy part is that this could have been avoided before our favorite commissioner swooped in to spoil the day. The NHL paid $140 million in 2009 to buy the Yotes, preventing Research and Inc. Chairman and savvy businessman Jim Balsillie from acquiring the franchise. Why? Balsillie wanted to move the team to Hamilton, Ontario, a place they likely would have thrived. But that made way too much sense for Gary to allow.
Bettman’s list of botchery does not end there.
He allowed John Spano to buy the New York Islanders without any money — yes, without a dime — and wanted to enact procedures that would reduce player salaries by 15-20 percent by eliminating signing bonuses for contracts, cutting the salary cap down even more and increasing the amount of time a player must spend in the league before he is eligible to test the market in free agency. And if the concussion epidemic infiltrating our sports was a dinner party, the NHL, thanks to Gary and his cabinet, would probably only show up for dessert. It’s been that bad.
He’s acting like a CEO, not a commissioner who is supposed to be the caretaker of the sport. He tried to emulate his buddy, former NBA Commissioner and former Bettman boss David Stern, by implementing a hard salary cap. That’s all well and good, but when you forget to restrict the max number of years for contracts, teams circumvent that measure — quite easily, I might add — by signing players to outrageous 13-year, $196 million deals like we’ve seen in Minnesota with Ryan Suter and Zach Parise.
The man is inept.
He has possibly the greatest team sport in the world at his disposal — and the product on the ice every night is the sole reason, in my opinion, that the NHL stays afloat — but seems completely content to derail its progress in the U.S. at every turn.
Call up Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein — it’s time to get this man out of office, before it’s too late.